So, here we are at mid-season of the sixth season of the Deuce Football Championships... its time to hand out some grades and evaluate who makes the grade and who doesnt...
A+
Justin Glenn... showing nothing but dominance so far this season. This past week was an anomoly... or it the beginnings of a historic collapse the likes of which only Scott Latta has seen.
A
David Mark Osborne... going for a second straight division title, its more remarkable that he's having two winning seasons in a row.
Jason Duren... finally. He has success. The only guy to lead his division for six straight weeks.
A-
Jonathan Osborne... like Jason Duren we say "finally". Too much potential to languish forever in the drivel of mediocrity.
also receiving an A- : Tim Wasyluka, Matt Latta, Tommy McLeod
B+
Angie Pilgrim... headed for the Rookie of the Year title if she keeps this up.
Ty Coffey... definately improving as the years go by
also receiving a B+ : Daniel Powell
B
Tyler Campbell... the DFC's own Sexy Beast has the potential to blow away division rival Garrett, older bro-in-law Yours Truly, and make a crazy run for the postseason
also receiving a B : Eddy McBroom Jr
B-
Tad Roose... the Rooster is in an odd year--and he does well in odd years (he stunk in 2002 and 2004)
Sarah Hasha... seemingly on the cusp of becoming a major DFC'er
also receiving a B- : Jason Demastus, Lori Smith, Gina Williams
C+
Mark Gainey... the Artist Formerly Known as The Mighty Gainey is simply having a rebuilding year--don't tell him, though... he seems to think he's headed for something other than Wild Card Weekend... or a spot on the bench during the first round
also receiving a C+ : Jason Barnette, Ryan Sherman
C
Garrett Cheney... so strong last year, despite missing the playoffs in a last game of the last week choke... this year? Bupkis.
also receiving a C : Tom Johnson, Tebe Shaw
C-
Yours Truly... sure I deserve a "D". However, I'm still in denial that my season has tanked so badly. Besides, this is my game. I get a C-.
also receiving a C- : Eddy McBroom, Drew Morris
D
Jennifer Ernst... let's talk about the Green Bay Packers. So much potential. So much success. A multi-year, experienced veteran who holds all sorts of records, one who has come through in the clutch many, many, many times, giving division rivals fits. This year, however... the wheels have come off and the train is now a train wreck. I give you Jenn Ernst's season.
F
Michael Nipp... wow
Willis Watkins... if only he had kept up, he coulda been a contenda.
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