DFC XXVII Week Six RESULTS

SCORES
(7) Indiana 20, Nebraska 17
(21) UCLA 17, (13) Oregon 15
(2) Georgia 20, (6) Alabama 17
Boise State 38, Fresno State 31
Green Bay Packers 31, Chicago Bears 7
Houston Texans 26, Tennessee Titans 3
Pittsburgh Steelers 34, Indianapolis Colts 22
San Francisco 49ers 32, Seattle Seahawks 29

THE WEEK THAT WAS
It's a relatively young career for Aussie Nate Johnston - 5th season, approaching the Top 50 in all time wins, and one previous weekly win (DFC XXV, Wk 4), but hey, give Aussie two... he takes the win this week, the only one at 7-1.

Two time defending Champ DMOsborne is in 2nd at 6-2, Steven "The Principal" Ray in 3rd, Mikey "The Collector" Nipp in 4th, and Matty "The Coca Cola Cowboy" Minky in 5th, all at 6-2.

Coming in at 5-3, Roth from Wyoming in 6th... Zack "The Attack" Graves in 7th... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge in 8th... and Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky in 9th, and finally, also at 5-3, tied for 10th is Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky and Drew "Slash" Morris

Also finishing:

5-3: Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle... James "The Top 13 Maker" Hawbaker... Hurricane Rhett Barnett...

4-4: Coach "Viva La Miami" Dibs... Big Eddy Mac... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... Danny "3D" Powell.... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Marky Mark & the Gainey Bunch... Yours Truly... Not as Big Eddy Mac.... Garrison "Pride of Fitzgerald" Ryfun... Jonny Oz

3-5: Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Jenni Ernst... Tyler "The Self Proclaimed Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell... Young Garrett... 

2-6: Big Tom J 

THE STANDINGS

THE RYFUN CONFERENCE
North Division
DMOsborne - 40-16 (6.4)
Drew Warren 36-20 (6.6)
Rhett Barnett - 35-21 (12.2)
Zack Graves - 33-23 (9.4)
Mitchy Pinky - 31-25 (9.2)

MidCentral Division
Tommy McLeod - 33-23 (11.2)
Jacob Pinkerton - 32-24 (10.0)
Coach DiBello - 31-25 (10.0)
Jenny Ernst - 29-27 (13.0)
Matt Mink - 28-28 (17.2)

West Division
Drew Morris - 36-20 (8.40)
Dan Sellers - 34-22 (8.4)
Eddy McBroom - 33-23 (10.0)
Bradley Pinky - 32-24 (9.0)
Trey Cartledge - 31-25 (12.2)
Tom Johnson - 30-26 (10.2)

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division
Mark Gainey - 37-19 (7.8)
Chris Croyle - 36-20 (15.0)
Yours Truly - 35-21 (11.0)
Tyler Campbell - 32-24 (13.2)
Garrett Cheney - 30-26 (14.4)

SouthCentral Division
Jonathan Osborne - 39-17 (10.4)
Garrison Ryfun - 38-18 (8.8)
Steven Ray - 36-20 (9.4)
Matthew Pinky - 34-22 (6.6)
Jacob Roth - 34-22 (15.0)

South Division
James Hawbaker - 40-16 (9.4)
Eddy McBroom Jr - 40-16 (11.0)
Michael Nipp - 38-18 (10.4)
Nate Johnston - 36-20 (8.2)
Daniel Powell - 35-21 (7.6)
Tad Roose - 32-24 (9.0)

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL
1 - DMOsborne - 40-16 (6.4) (LW-5)
2 - James Hawbaker - 40-16 (9.4) (3)
3 - Eddy McBroom Jr - 40-16 (11.0) (1)
4 - Jonny Osborne - 39-17 (10.4) (2)
5 - Garrison Ryfun - 38-18 (8.8) (4)
6 - Mikey Nipp - 38-18 (10.4) (8)
7 - Mark Gainey - 37-19 (7.8) (6)
8 - Drew Warren - 36-20 (6.6) (7)
9 - Nate Johnston - 36-20 (8.2) (NR)
10 - Drew Morris - 36-20 (8.4) (10)
11 - Steven Ray - 36-20 (9.4) (NR)
12 - Chris Croyle - 36-20 (15.0) (12)

dropped out: Daniel Powell (9)... Yours Truly (11)

IF THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY
Top Four Records get first round byes, the other eight will be part of Wild Card Weekend, with Top Four Records advancing to Divisional Round.  TieBreak Record will break the tie, but division winners get the higher seed if the record is the same

1 - DMOsborne - 40-16 (6.4) - North Division Champ, first round bye
2 - James Hawbaker - 40-16 (9.4) - South Division Champ, first round bye
3 - Eddy McB Jr - 40-16 (11.0) - Wild Card, first round bye
4 - Jonathan Osborne - 39-17 (10.4) - SouthCentral Division Champ, first round bye
5 - Garrison Ryfun - 38-18 (8.8) - Wild Card
6 - Michael Nipp - 38-18 (10.4) - Wild Card
7 - Mark Gainey - 37-19 (7.8) - East Division Champ
8 - Drew Morris - 36-20 (8.4) - West Division Champ
9 - Drew Warren - 36-20 (6.6) - Wild Card
10 - Nate Johnson - 36-20 (8.2) - Wild Card
11 - Steven Ray - 36-20 (9.4) - Wild Card
12 - Chris Croyle - 36-20 (15.0) - Wild Card

Note: Tommy McLeod would be the MidCentral Division champ, at 33-23, but he needs to be within 1 game of the 12th seed to grab a 13th seed... mostly because I cant put someone in the postseason 3 games behind, when there are 8 people ahead of him with better records - DMOsborne had this same issue a few years ago, and said in response "winning the division and not making the postseason is the most Mississippi State thing I can possibly do".  And actually DMO missing the postseason being 1 game back helped implement the rule that division winners make the postseason if they are not in the Top 12, provided they are no more than 1 game behind the 12th seed. 

DFC XXVII Week Seven Games

Lots of huge college games this weekend... NFL not so much, but we found a few...

COLLEGE GAMES

4. Ohio State Buckeyes (5-1) at 5. Indiana Hoosiers (6-0)
11a, FOX

16. Mississippi State Bulldogs (4-1) at 22. LSU Tigers (4-2)
11a, ESPN

6. Alabama Crimson Tide (5-1) at 14. Tennessee Volunteers (5-1)
230p, ABC

13. Missouri Tigers (5-1) at 9. Ole Miss Rebels (4-1)
230p, SEC Network

2. Notre Dame Fightin' Irish (6-0) at 8. BYU Fightin' Mormons
630p, ABC

18. Oklahoma State Cowboys (4-1) at 20. Houston Cougars (5-1)
630p, FOX

Nebraska Cornhuskers (5-1) at Oregon Ducks (3-2)
10p, FOX

NFL GAMES
New York J-E-S-T JEST JEST JESTS (2-3) at New England Patriots (3-2)
12p, CBS

Carolina Panthers (2-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (2-3)
12p, CBS

Chicago Bears (3-2) at Atlanta Falcons (2-3)
12p, FOX

TIEBREAK GAME
Notre Dame vs BYU, total points scored... 

DFC XXVII Week Five RESULTS

SCORES
Pittsburgh  , VA Tech
(7) Alabama  , (16) Mississippi State
(5) Ohio State  , (14) Iowa
Oregon State 56, Colorado State 26
Arizona 34, Cincinnati 7
Jacksonville Jaguars 22, Cincinnati Bengals 17
LA Rams 24, Philadelphia Eagles 20
Dallas Cowboys 34, Houston Texans 30
Kansas City Chiefs 30, Las Vegas Raiders 27
Atlanta Falcons 45, New Orleans Saints 24

THE WEEK THAT WAS
If you think your record overall is terrible, just remember, one solid week will turn it around completely - hence, Mikey Nipp, who entered Week 5 at 21st in the league, and ends the week at 8th overall - due to his 9-1 record, which gives him his 13th overall weekly win of his 27 year career. 

Another dude who is having a fantastic year, James "The Top Five Maker" Hawbaker scores big, getting 2nd at 8-2, while Drew "The Grassman" Warren also goes 8-2 for 3rd.

In 4th, Garrison "The Pride of Jesup" Ryfun is 8-2, and Eddy Jr in 5th at 8-2.

In 6th, the 7-3 records start, with Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Hurricane Rhett in 7th... Steven "The Principle" Ray in 8th... Two Time Defending Champ DMOsborne in 9th... and finally, Jonny Oz in 10th

Also finishing:
7-3: Tommy "There Can Only Be One" Highlander... 

6-4: Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Coach "Viva La Miami" DiBs... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Yours Truly... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Drew "Slash" Morris... Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle... Young Garrett...

5-5: Aussie Nate Jay... Danny "The 3D" Powell... Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Roth from Wyoming... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... 

4-6: Tyler "The SPSBotDFC" Campbell... Big Tom Johnson... Big Eddy McB...

2-8: Matty "The Coca-Cola Cowboy" Minky

STANDINGS
THE RYFUN CONFERENCE
North Division
DMOsborne - 34-14 (9.75)
Drew Warren - 33-15 (6.25)
Rhett Barnett - 30-18 (11.5)
Zack Graves - 28-20 (10.25)
Mitchell Pinkerton - 26-22 (7.75)

MidCentral Division
Jacob Pinky - 29-19 (10.0)
Tommy McLeod - 29-19 (11.0)
Coach DiBello - 27-21 (11.5)
Jenni Ernst - 26-22 (12.5)
Matt Mink - 22-26 (15.25)

West Division
Drew Morris - 31-17 (6.75)
Dan Sellers - 30-18 (6.75)
Eddy McBroom - 29-19 (10.0)
Bradley Pinky - 28-20 (8.75)
Tom Johnson - 28-20 (11.5)
Trey Cartledge - 26-22 (13.25)

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division
Mark Gainey - 33-15 (6.0)
Yours Truly - 31-17 (9.75)
Chris Croyle - 31-17 (14.5)
Tyler Campbell - 29-19 (8.25)
Garrett Cheney - 27.21 (11.75)

SouthCentral Division
Jonathan Osborne - 35-13 (7.25)
Garrison Ryfun - 34-14 (6.25)
Steven Ray - 30-18 (10.25)
Matthew Pinky - 29-19 (5.5)
Jacob Roth - 29-19 (17.75)

South Division
Eddy McB Jr - 36-12 (9.0)
James Hawbaker - 35-13 (7.25)
Michael Nipp - 32-16 (11.0)
Daniel Powell - 31-17 (6.5)
Nate Johnston - 29-19 (5.0)
Tad Roose - 29-19 (8.25)


THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL
Rank - DFC'er - Rec (TBA) (Last Week)
1. Eddy McB Jr - 36-12 (9.0) (LW - 2)
2t. Jonathan Osborne - 35-13 (7.25) (1)
3t. James Hawbaker - 35-13 (7-25) (5)
4. Garrison Ryfun - 34-14 (6.25) (6)
5. DMOsborne - 34-14 (9.75) (3)
6. Mark Gainey - 33-15 (6.0) (4)
7. Drew Warren - 33-15 (6.25) (10)
8. Mikey Nipp - 32-16 (11.0) (NR)
9. Danny Powell - 31-17 (6.5) (7)
10. Drew Morris - 31-17 (6.75) (9)
11. Yours Truly - 31-17 (9.75) (8)
12. Chris Croyle - 31-17 (14.5) (NR)

dropped out: Tyler Campbell (12)... Big Eddy McB (6)

TBA notation: Beginning this week, your worse TB of the season is dropped. If an upcoming week's is worse, that will be discared, and the previous worst will be added back in.  If there is a tie at the end of the season, your best TB will be dropped. If there is still a tie, we'll add in the best and worst back in for a new TBA. And if there is still a tie after that, God wants you in the postseason, so you get in. 

DFC XXVII Week Six GAMES

Eight games this week... good luck!!!

COLLEGE GAMES

7. Indiana Hoosiers (5-0) at Nebraska Cornhuskers (5-0)
11a, FOX

21 UCLA Bruins (4-0) at 13. Oregon Ducks (3-1)
230p, CBS

2. Georgia Bulldogs (5-0) at 6. Alabama Crimson Tide (5-0) 
630p, ABC

23. Boise State Broncos (4-1) at Fresno State Bulldogs (4-1)
930p, CW Network

NFL GAMES

Chicago Bears (3-1) at Green Bay Packers (2-2)
12p, FOX

Houston Texans (0-4) at Tennessee Titans (0-4)
12p, CBS... because someone has to win, right?

Indianapolis Colts (2-2) at Pittsburgh Steelers (2-2)
12p, CBS

San Francisco 49ers (4-0) at Seattle Seahawks (3-1)
325p, FOX

TIEBREAK GAME
Georgia vs Alabama, total points scored

DFC XXVII Week Four RESULTS

SCORES
(1) Texas 20, (14) Tennessee 17
Baylor 23, Colorado 13
U of Central Florida 21, Texas Christian 13
(17) Iowa 20, (18) Michigan 19
Nebraska 31, Michigan State 13
(20) Oregon 41, (12) USC 27 (tiebreak game, 68 total points)
Cleveland Brown 21, Carolina Panthers 18
Indianapolis Colts 19, Houston Texans 17
Jacksonville Jaguars 35, New England Patriots 6
Denver Broncos 30, LA Rams 26

THE WEEK THAT WAS
Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky had only won two previous weeks in his career - Wk 12 in DFC XII (2011) and then Wk 10 in DFC XXIII (2022) - but hey, let's make it three. In a week when the NFL pretty much kicked everyone in the face, Bradley Pinky survived to take the week at 7-3 (the 2nd time in three weeks that a 7-3 record wins it)

Mikey Nippy's undefeated College Saturday helped him get 2nd, also at 7-3, while Big Tom Johnson had another big week at 7-3, for 3rd.

The rest of the top ten is at 6-4, with Aussie Nate in 4th... James "The Top Ten Maker" Hawbaker in 5th... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose in 6th... Garrison "Pride of Tallahassee" Ryfun in 7th... Two Time Defending DFC Champ DMOsborne in 8th... Eddy McB Jr in 9th, and finally... Tyler "The DFC Sexy Beast, self appointed" Campbell in 10th

Also finishing
6-4: Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle... 

5-5: Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Hurricane Rhett... Danny "3D" Powell... Matty "Th Coca Cola Cowboy" Minky... Jonny Oz... Mitchell "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Yours Truly... Jenny Ersnt... Roth from Wyoming... 

4-6: Drew // Morris... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Big Eddy... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Steven "The Principal" Ray... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... 

3-7: Coach "Viva La Miami" DiBello... Young Garrett... 

THE STANDINGS
THE RYFUN CONFERENCE
North Division
DMOsborne - 27-11
Drew Warren - 25-13
Rhett Barnett - 23-15
Zack Graves - 22-16
Mitchell Pinkerton - 21-17

MidCentral Division
Jenny Ernst - 23-15
Jacob Pinky - 23-15
Tommy McLeod - 22-16
Coach DiBello - 21-17
Matty Minky - 20-18

West Division
Eddy McBroom - 25-13
Drew Morris - 25-13
Tom Johnson - 24-14
Dan Sellers - 23-15
Bradley Pinkerton - 22-16
Trey Cartledge - 21-17

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division
Mark Gainey - 27-11
Yours Truly - 26-12
Tyler Campbell - 25-13
Chris Croyle - 25-13
Garrett Cheney - 21-17

South Central Division
Jonathan Osborne - 28-10
Garrison Ryfun - 26-12
Jacob Roth - 24-14
Matty Pinky - 23-15
Steven Ray - 23-15

South Division
Eddy McB Jr - 28-10
James Hawbaker - 27-11
Daniel Powell - 26-12
Nate Johnston - 24-14
Michael Nipp - 23-15
Tad Roose - 23-15

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL
1. Jonathan Osborne - 28-10 (1 - 3rd week)
2. Eddy McB Jr - 28-10 (3)
3. DMOsborne - 27-11 (4)
4. Mark Gainey - 27-11 (2)
5. James Hawbaker - 27-11 (9)
6. Garrison Ryfun - 26-12 (10)
7. Daniel Powell - 26-12 (8)
8. Yours Truly - 26-12 (5)
9. Drew Morris - 25-13 (7)
10. Drew Warren - 25-13 (11)
11. Eddy McBroom - 25-13 (6)
12. Tyler Campbell - 25-13 (NR)

dropped out: Matty Pinky (12)

Entire Season in Top 5: Mark Gainey... 
Entire Season in Top 12: DMO... Jonny Oz... Eddy McB Jr... Garrison Ryfun... Danny Powell... Big Eddy... 

Awaiting a Top 12 Appearance: The Croyle... Aussie Nate... Roth from Wyoming... Lt Dan... Tad "The Dynasty"... Stevie Ray... Hurricane Rhett... Braddy Pinky... Tommy Mac... Mitchy Pinky... Young Garrett... Coach DiB... Trey "The Answer"... Matty Minky...

LIES, DAMNED LIES, AND STATISTICS
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics" - Mark Twain

And here we go, folks... a handful of numbers you won't care about unless it's about you (and then its still 50/50) but all numbers are real, true, and compiled on one massive spreadsheet

• First up, let's talk regular season wins & losses - we'll get to playoffs in a minute... until this week, the only DFC'ers to reach 1500 wins lifetime are Yours Truly (that's not a brag, that's me being the Buffalo Bills of the league - great regular season, womp womp in the playoffs).  And then Tommy McLeod, at 1510.
• However, congrats to Drew "Slash" Morris who just hit 1501 lifetime, with Big Eddy Mac is up next as he's currently at 1489, followed by Jenny Ernst at 1474
• 21 DFC'ers have crossed 1000 in league history, with only two - Tim "The Big" Wasyluka (14th all time) and Lori "Sunshine" Beirne (20th all time) being retired - and Steven Ray hitting the number last year. 
• Likely to do it this year, Hurricane Rhett Barnett, with 979 wins so far, and its possible that Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers may do it, as he needs 35 more wins to make 1000 (he's at 965, for you math scholars)
• As an aside, I still have never met Dan Sellers, and while I assume he's not in the military and his legs are normal, I cannot attest to either, but "Lt Dan" stuck a nickname in 2009 when he joined the DFC
• Other notable milestone numbers include Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky, getting his 700th win of his career... Garrison crossing 300 in the last two weeks... and in his 4th year, Coach DiBello is 11 away from 200. 
• Now, add in the playoff numbers and suddenly, we have 23 people over 1000, with Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle 42 wins away from the big number.  Matty Pinky just hit 800... Mitchy Pinky and Pinky Pinky are both now at 702 (with Mitchy have 26 less losses than his big brother Pinky)
• If we looked at the Top 25 all time, including regular season and playoffs, the aforementioned Wasyluka and Lori Beirne, at 25 sits DFC VI Champ Matt "The Self Proclaimed Great Bear of the North" Latta, with 904 wins before he retired to the Appalachians of West Virginia. I only bring this up because back to Bradley Pinky, winner of this week, is at 899 all time and is poised to move into the Top 25 all time
• Open up to the Top 50 all time, sitting at #50 is former DFC'er Mike Ferris (DFC 16-20) at 268 wins.  Right behind him, Roth from Wyoming at 266, and then Aussie Nate at 257.  As a matter of fact, just ahead of Ferris is Jason "D-Mas" Demastus and Gina "Wife of Tad 'The Dynasty' Roose" Roose, both at 282, so its feasible that Roth and Aussie can both get into the All Time Top 50 by seasons end. Feasible. Maybe.
• Now, onto two list I like to keep up with, two long standing records that seem unbeatable but aren't - the Over .500 Weekly Record and the .500 Weekly Record
• The Over .500 is basically consecutive weeks above .500.  Either 6-4 or better, or 5-3 or better, based on the number of games that weekend. The record is held by Matt "GBotN" Latta, who went from Wk 8 in DFC VIII to Week 12 in DFC XIX with over .500 (ending when he crashed at 1-7 to start the DFC X season). Lots of folks have gotten over 10, but 17 is the magic number and no one has really come close.  Yours Truly got to 15 weeks once, Mark "The Mighty" Gainey made it to 14 weeks and Big Eddy hit 13 during one stretch - but thats it.
• The current streak is held both by James "The Streak Maker" Hawbaker and DMOsborne, each at 11 weeks.  Drew // Morris was sitting at 15 weeks... until this week's 4-6 dropped him out of the running. 
• The other streak?  At least .500 streak is held by Tad "The Dynasty" Roose, who started at 4-4 in Week 5 of DFC IV, literally did not have a losing record until a 3-5 blemish in Week 2 of DFC VIII - that's at least a piece of five straight seasons - 45 straight weeks.
• And I'm proud to say that Yours Truly is sitting at 44 weeks. I've had previous streaks that got into the 20s and once into the 30s, and I expect to blow it this week, but hey, I've got this going for me.
  
• And if (when) I fall, the second longest active streak falls to Mark Gainey at 21 weeks, then DMO at 19 weeks, then Chris Croyle (!) at 17 weeks, and Garrison Ryfun at 16. 
• Did you go 3-7 or 4-6 this week? Well, Week 5 for you starts a brand new streak! 

DFC XXVII Week Five GAMES

And these are the games for WEEK FIVE of the DFC!

COLLEGE GAMES

FRIDAY NIGHT:

Pittsburgh Panthers (4-0) at Virginia Tech Hokies (4-0)
6p, ESPN

SATURDAY GAMES

7. Alabama Crimson Tide (4-0) at 16. Mississippi State Bulldogs (4-0)
11a, ABC

5. Ohio State Buckeyes (3-1) at 14. Iowa Hawkeyes (4-0)
230p, CBS

Oregon State Beavers (2-2) at Colorado State Rams (2-2)
5p, USA Network

Cincinnati Bearcats (4-0) at Arizona Wildcats (3-1)
10p, FOX

NFL GAMES

Jacksonville Jaguars (2-1) at Cincinnati Bengals (2-1)
12p, CBS

LA Rams (1-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (2-1)
12p, FOX

Dallas Cowboys (1-2) at Houston Texans (0-3)
12p, FOX

Kansas City Chiefs (3-0) at Las Vegas Raiders (3-0)
325p, CBS

Atlanta Falcons (1-2) at New Orleans Saints (1-2)
Monday, 715p, ESPN

TIEBREAK GAME
Dallas Cowboys at Houston Texans, total points scored

DFC XXVII Week Three RESULTS

 SCORES
(13) Texas Tech 28, (22) Houston 26
Clemson 28, North Carolina 20
Alabama 50, Florida State 36
Florida 44, Auburn 39
(8) Ole Miss 32, (7) LSU 24
Carolina Panthers 34, Atlanta Falcons 3
Minnesota Vikings 9, Chicago Bears 3
Green Bay Packers 20, NYJets 17 OT
Dallas Cowboys 37, Washington Commodoreskins 20
Seattle Seahawks 31, Arizona Cardinals 7

THE WEEK THAT WAS
Hitting 10 weekly wins is a rare feat, 11 even moreso and only a handful of DFC'ers have done 12 - welcome to the club Jonathan Osborne, aka Jonny Oz, who takes the win, his first since Week 12 of DFC XXV.  He takes it this time with a solid 9-1 record, while Lil Eddy Jr gets #2, nailing the TB and going 8-2.

A tie for 3rd goes to DMOsborne and Danny "3D" Powell, who's year is shaping up to be quite good so far. 

A tie for 5th is Big Eddy and Mark "The Mighty" Gainey, and a 3-way tie in 7th for Zack "The Attack" Graves and Drew "The Grassman" Warren, and Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky.

Finally, one more tie - Yours Truly and James "The Tiebreaker" Hawbaker for 10th - the Top Ten all at 8-2.

Also finishing:

8-2: Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... Roth From Wyoming... Coach "Viva La MiAmi" DiBello... 

7-3: Steven "The Principle" Ray... Aussie Nate Johnston... Drewski // Morris... Garrison "The Pride of Vidalia" Ryfun.. Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Jenny Ernst

6-4: Young Garrett... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Hurricane Rhett... Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Tyler "SPSBotDFC" Campbell... Mikey "The High Step" Nipp

5-5: Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Matt "The Coca-Cola Cowboy" Mink... Braddly "Pinky the Wiser Pinky...

4-6: Big Tom Johnson 

THE STANDINGS
(The TBA not released until Week 5 results/ your worst TB score will be dropped)
THE RYFUN CONFERENCE
North Division
DMOsborne - 21-7
Drew Warren - 20-8
Zack Graves - 18-10
Rhett Barnett - 18-10
Mitchell Pinkerton - 16-12

MidCentral Division
Jacob Pinkerton - 19-9
Tommy McLeod - 18-10
Jenny Ernst - 18-10
Coach DiBello - 18-10
Matt Mink - 15-13

West Division
Eddy McBroom - 21-7
Drew Morris - 21-7
Dan Sellers - 18-10
Tom Johnson - 17-11
Trey Cartledge - 17-11
Bradley Pinkerton - 15-13

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division
Mark Gainey - 22-6
Yours Truly - 21-7
Tyler Campbell - 19-9
Chris Croyle - 19-9
Garrett Cheney - 18-10

South Central Division
Jonathan Osborne - 23-5
Garrison Ryfun - 20-8
Matty Pinky - 19-9
Steven Ray - 19-9
Jacob Roth - 19-9

South Division
Eddy McBroom Jr - 22-6
Daniel Powell - 21-7
James Hawbaker - 21-7
Nate Johnston - 18-10
Tad Roose - 17-11
Mikey Nipp - 16-12

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL
Rank - DFC'er - Record - (LW)
1. Jonathan Osborne - 23-5 (1)
2. Mark Gainey - 22-6 (2)
3. Eddy McB Jr - 22-6 (4)
4. DMOsborne - 21-7 (9)
5. Yours Truly - 21-7 (10)
6. Eddy McBroom - 21-7 (12)
7. Drew Morris - 21-7 (3)
8. Daniel Powell - 21-7 (11)
9. James Hawbaker - 21-7 (NR)
10. Garrison Ryfun - 20-8 (8)
11. Drew Warren - 20-8 (11)
12. Matty Pinky - 19-9 (NR)

dropped out: Jacob Pinky (5)... Tyler Campbell (7)

LIES, DAMN LIES & STATISTICS 
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