DFC XXVII Week Ten RESULTS (Part One)

SCORES
Illinois 24, Nebraska 13
(3) Utah 28, (7) BYU 20
(10) Texas 34, (19) Missouri 20
(9) Alabama 31, (15) LSU 13
(16) Tennessee 34, (8) Kentucky 6
(4) Notre Dame 31, (1) Miami 24
Dallas Cowboys 27, Indianapolis Colts 23 
Houston Texans 44, LA Chargers 22
Green Bay Packers 45, New England Patriots 27
Buffalo Bills at Minnesota Vikings

THE WEEK THAT STILL IS
There is still a game tonight so... 
If Minnesota wins - Big Eddy McBroom wins the week
If Buffalo wins - based on the total points scored, Zack "The Attack" Graves, Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky, Yours Truly, Garrison "The Pride of Brunsbridge" Ryfun, Danny "3D" Powell, Tad "The Dynasty" Roose, or Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod -- all are at 7-2

Here is where everyone else sits - and you can check your record so far to see if we align:
6-3 (picked Buffalo) - Aussie Nate Johnston... James "The Playoff Maker" Hawbaker... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Steven "The Principle" Ray... Drew "Slash" Morris... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Jonny Oz... Mikey "The Collector" Nipp... DMOsborne... 

6-3: (picked Minnesota) - Big Tommy Johnson

5-4 (picked Buffalo) - Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Roth from Wyoming... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge

5-4 (picked Minnesota) - Young Garrett Cheney... Tyler "The Self Proclaimed Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell

4-5 (Buffalo) - Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Matty "The Coca Cola Cowboy" Mink... Coach "Viva La Miami" DiBs

4-5 (Minnesota) - Eddy McB Jr... Jenny "Choosin' Texas" Ernst

2-7 (Buffalo) - Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky

THE STANDINGS
This is before the Buffalo/Minnesota game. All playoff spots indicated are solid, regardless of winner tonight

THE RYFUN CONFERENCE
X - Playoff berth... XY - Division Winner... XYZ - First Round Bye
North Division
XYZ - DMOsborne - 66-29 (8.75)
Drew Warren - 58-37 (8.0)
Zack Graves - 55-40 (9.25)
Mitchell Pinkerton - 54-41 (8.625)
Rhett Barnett - 54-471 (11.125)

MidCentral Division
XY - Tommy McLeod - 61-34 (10.0)
Jacob Pinkerton - 54-41 (10.5)
Coach DiBello - 52-43 (9.5)
Matt Mink - 48-47 (18.25)
Jennifer Ernst - 44-51 (11.75)

West Division
XY - Bradley Pinkerton - 61-34 (8.75)
X Drew Morris - 61-34 (9.5)
Eddy McBroom - 59-36 (12.0)
Dan Sellers - 57-38 (7.625)
Trey Cartledge - 51-44 (13.375)
Tom Johnson - 45-50 (14.0)

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division
XYZ - Mark Gainey - 62-33 (8.375)
Chris Croyle - 60-35 (13.25)
Yours Truly - 58-37 (8.875)
Tyler Campbell - 54-41 (11.125)
Garrett Cheney - 54-41 (12.875)

South Central Division
XYZ - Garrison Ryfun - 67-28 (10.5)
X Steven Ray - 62-33 (9.5)
X Jonathan Osborne - 61-34 (11.25)
Matthew Pinkerton - 60-35 (8.125)
Jacob Roth - 57-38 (15.125)

South Division
XYZ James Hawbaker - 69-27 (9.0)
X Nate Johnston - 60-35 (7.25)
X Eddy McBroom Jr - 60-35 (10.375)
Michael Nipp - 59-36 (11.0)
Daniel Powell - 58-37 (7.875)
Tad Roose - 57-38 (10.125)

THE PLAYOFF PICTURE (If Buffalo wins)
1 - James Hawbaker - 70-27 (9.0) - South Division Champ, First Round Bye
2 - Garrison Ryfun - 68-28 (10.5) - SouthCentral Div Champ, First Round Bye
3 - DMOsborne - 67-29 (8.75) - North Division Champ, First Round Bye
4 - Mark Gainey - 63-33 (8.38) - East Division Champ, First Round Bye
5 - Steven Ray - 63-33 (9.5) - Wild Card
6 - Bradley Pinkerton - 62-34 (8.75) - West Division Champ
7 - Tommy McLeod - 62-34 (10.0) - MidCentral Division Champ
8 - Drew Morris - 62-34 (9.5) - Wild Card
9 - Jonathan Osborne - 62-34 (11.25) - Wild Card
10 - Nate Johnston - 61-35 (7.25) - Wild Card
11 - Matthew Pinkerton - 61-35 (8.13) - Wild Card
12 - Eddy McB Jr - 60-36 (10.38) - Wild Card

First out: Chris Croyle 60-36 (13.25)... Mikey Nipp - 60-36 (11.0)... Eddy McBroom - 59-37 (12.0)

THE PLAYOFF PICTURE (If Minnesota Wins)
1 - James Hawbaker - 69-28 (9.0) - South Division Champ, First Round Bye
2 - Garrison Ryfun - 67-29 (10.5) - SouthCentral Div Champ, First Round Bye
3 - DMOsborne - 66-30 (8.75) - North Division Champ, First Round Bye
4 - Mark Gainey - 62-34 (8.38) - East Division Champ, First Round Bye
5 - Steven Ray - 62-34 (9.5) - Wild Card
6 - Bradley Pinkerton - 61-35 (8.75) - West Division Champ
7 - Tommy McLeod - 61-35 (10.0) - MidCentral Division Champ
8 - Drew Morris - 61-35 (9.5) - Wild Card
9 - Eddy McB Jr - 61-35 (10.38) - Wild Card
10 - Jonathan Osborne - 61-35 (11.25) - Wild Card
11 - Chris Croyle - 61-35 (13.25) - Wild Card
12 - Nate Johnston - 60-36 (7.25) - Wild Card

First Out: Matthew Pinkerton - 60-36 (8.13)... Eddy McBroom - 60-36 (12.0)... Michael Nipp - 59-37 (11.0)

LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS... before the playoffs edition

• TB is not accounted for in the above scenarios - it likely won't change much
• At 69 wins, James "The Record Maker" Hawbaker is the 19th DFC'er to get to that win total.  With a win, hitting 70, he'll be only the 3rd to ever get that number - the first was DFC XII when Jonathan Osborne did it, then in DFC XVIII when Steven "The Principal" Ray did it.
• The division champs are set, regardess of tonight's game - DMO takes his 6th title, and his 3rd in a row... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod gets his 9th title, which is his 3rd in four years and 5th in 8 years. 
• Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky returns to the postseason after a 9 year absence, with only his 4th appearance career-wise. This also makes his first Division Title since DFC XIII
• Mark "The Mighty" Gainey takes his 9th career division title, and and his 2nd in a row. His division titles come in streaks, winning five in a row from DFC III to DFC VII, then 10 years without a title, then 2 in a row for DFC XVIII and XIX and now last season and this. 
• Garrison "The Pride of Bainswick" Ryfun gets his first division title, with his best record of his 6 year career. 
• And finally, James "The Division Title Maker" Hawbaker gets only his 5th division title but done in a dominant fashion. He also makes a return to the postseason after a 3 year dry spell.