Tuesday, November 03, 2026

DFC XXVII Week Nine RESULTS

SCORES
(13) Texas Tech 34, (22) Arizona 26
Iowa 30, (25) Wisconsin 0
NC State 31, California 10
TCU 22, Kansas 16
South Carolina 42, Oklahoma 25
Clemson 36, Florida State 24
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16, Atlanta Falcons 0
Detroit Lions 19, Minnesota Vikings 15
Pittsburgh Steelers 27, Cleveland Browns 6
Denver Broncos 28, Kansas City Chiefs 24

THE WEEK THAT WAS
It's all about surging at just the right time, and what a time for Drew "The Grassman" Warren to pick up his 4th career week - his wins span from Wk 10 in DFC XI, Wk 8 in DFC XV, then Wk 2 in DFC XX - and at 9-1, it is a huge boost to his playoff hopes.

Also surging at the end of the season, Mark "The Mighty" Gainey at 8-2 in 2nd, and Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky and Eddy McB Jr tying for 3rd... James "The Top of the Polls Maker" Hawbaker in 5th... and Steven "The Principle" Ray in 6th, at 8-2.

Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky gets 7th at 7-3, Tyler "SPSBotDFC" Campbell in 8th, DMOsborne in 9th, and Garrison "The Pride of Milledgeville" Ryfun in 10th, at 7-3

Also finishing:

7-3: Coach "Viva La Miami" Dibs... Matty "The Coca-Cola Cowboy" Minky...

6-4: Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Yours Truly... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Tommy "There Can Only Be One" McLeod... Drew "Slash" Morris... Pinky "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Big Eddy McB... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Jonny Oz

5-5: Roth From Wyoming... Aussie Nate J... Danny "3D" Powell... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Mikey "The Collector" Nipp... Big Tom Johnson... Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle... Young Garrett Cheney... 

4-6: Jeni "Sunny" Ernst

THE STANDINGS
X - Playoff berth... Y-Division Champ... Z - First Round Bye clinched

THE RYFUN CONFERENCE
DFC'er - Rec (TBA)


North Division

X DMOsborne - 60-26 (8.75) 
Drew Warren - 54-32 (8.0) 
Rhett Barnett - 49-37 (11.125) 
Zack Graves - 48-38 (9.25) 
Mitchell Pinky - 47-39 (8.625) 

MidCentral Division
Tommy McLeod - 54-32 (10.0) 
Jacob Pinky - 52-34 (10.5)
Coach DiBello - 48-38 (9.5) 
Matt Mink - 44-42 (18.25)
Jenny Ernst - 40-46 (11.75) 

West Division
Drew Morris - 55-31 (9.5) 
Bradley Pinky - 55-31 (8.75) 
Dan Sellers - 52-34 (7.625) 
Eddy McBroom - 52-34 (12.0) 
Trey Cartledge - 46-40 (13.375)

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division

Mark Gainey - 57-29 (8.375)
Chris Croyle - 56-30 (13.25)
Yours Truly - 51-35 (8.875)
Tyler Campbell - 49-37 (11.125)
Garrett Cheney - 49-37 (12.875)

SouthCentral Division
X Garrison Ryfun - 60-26 (10.5)
Steven Ray - 56-30 (9.5)
Jonathan Osborne - 55-31 (11.25)
Matthew Pinkerton - 54-32 (8.125)
Jacob Roth - 52-34 (15.125)

South Division
X James Hawbaker - 63-23 (9.0)
Eddy McB Jr - 56-30 (10.375)
Nate Johnston - 54-32 (7.25)
Michael Nipp - 53-33 (11.0)
Daniel Powell - 51-35 (7.875)
Tad Roose - 50-36 (10.125) 


Chasing the College Title
Garrison Ryfun - 41-12
DMOsborne, Drew Morris, Mark Gainey - 39-14

Chasing the NFL Title
James Hawbaker - 25-8
DMOsborne - 21-12
Dan Sellers, Nate Johnston - 20-13

Chasing the TBA Title
Nate Johnston - 7.25
Dan Sellers - 7.625
Daniel Powell - 7.875


THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL
1. James Hawbaker - 63-23 (9.0) (LW-1)
2. DMOsborne - 60-26 (8.75) (2)
3. Garrison Ryfun - 60-26 (10.5) (3)
4. Mark Gainey - 57-29 (8.38) (6)
5. Steven Ray - 56-30 (9.5) (9)
6. Eddy McBroom Jr - 56-30 (10.38) (12)
7. Chris Croyle - 26-30 (13.5) (4)
8. Bradley Pinkerton - 55-31 (8.75) (10)
9. Drew Morris - 55-31 (9.5) (7)
10. Jonathan Osborne - 55-31 (11.25) (8)
11. Nate Johnston - 54-32 (7.25) (5)
12. Drew Warren - 54-32 (8.0) (NR)

dropped out: Tommy McLeod (11th)


IF THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY
1. James Hawbaker - 63-23 (9.0) - South Division Champ, First Round Bye
2. DMOsborne - 60-26 (8.75) - North Division Champ, First Round Bye
3. Garrison Ryfun - 60-26 (10.5) - South Central Division Champ, First Round Bye
4. Mark Gainey - 57-29 (8.38) - East Division Champ, First Round Bye
5. Steven Ray - 56-30 (9.5) - Wild Card
6. Eddy McB Jr - 56-30 (10.38) - Wild Card
7. Chris Croyle - 56-30 (13.25) - Wild Card
8. Bradley Pinkerton - 55-31 (8.75) - West Division Champ
9. Drew Morris - 55-31 (9.5) - Wild Card
10. Jonathan Osborne - 55-31 (11.25) - Wild Card 
11. Tommy McLeod - 54-32 (10.0) - MidCentral Division Champ
12. Nate Johnston - 54-32 (7.25) - Wild Card

On the Bubble: Drew Warren - 54-32 (8.0)... Matty Pinkerton - 54-32 (8.13)... Mikey Nipp 53-33 (11.0)... Dan Sellers 52-34 (7.63)... Jacob Pinky 52-34 (10.5)... Eddy McBroom 52-34 (12.0)... Jacob Roth 52-34 (15.13)... 

LIES, DAMN LIES & STATISTICS... the playoff edition

  • Heading into our 27th edition of the DFC Playoffs, it's Drew "Slash" Morris that holds the all time playoff appearance record, at 20.  Rookie in DFC II, he's only missed the postseason in IV, IX, XI, XVII, and most recently XV
  • Yours Truly has had 19 appearances, though it looks like I won't get to 20 this year. At 18 playoff appearances, Tommy McLeod may tie at 19 this season, while the rest of the double digits are Mark "The Mighty" Gainey at 17, Big Eddy McB at 16, Jonny Oz and retired legend Lori Beirne at 13, Steven "The Principle" Ray at 12, Jenny Ernst at 11, and tied for 10, Tad "The Dynasty" Roose and the retired Brad "Lawdawg" Latta 
  • Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky has an impressive 9 appearances in his 13 seasons in, though it remains to be seen to whether he gets to 10 this year
  • Playoff victories look much like the appearance rankings - Gainey has 193 wins, with Drew "Slash" Morris at 191, Big Eddy McB at 183, and Yours Truly with 179. 
  • Most time between playoff appearances?  Twenty seasons, aka 216 weeks, aka 1912 games picked between Michael "The Collector" Nipp getting in at DFC V, then not again until DFC XXV
  • Record for most weeks to start a season before making the playoffs? Young Garrett Cheney, a rookie in DFC V, currently at 2124 games picked but no playoff spot. Yet.
  • By comparison, 2nd place on that list is Drew "The Grassman" Warren, who started in DFC XI, didn't make the postseason until DFC IV, a total of 1332 games. 
  • Since we are talking playoffs, lets look at the heralded list of All Time Wins - Yours Truly sits atop the list with 1738 all time victories, Drew Morris in 2nd (1692), Big Eddy McB in 3rd (1672), Mark Gainey in 4th (1655), and Tommy Mac (1638)
  • Including those five, there are 23 DFC'ers who have gone over 1000 victories lifetime, with Daniel Powell close to 1400 with 1396, then Big Tom Johnson 1392 and Mikey Nipp as well, with 1391. 
  • James Hawbaker will get to 900 all time wins with his current 899... and congrats to former champ Mitchy Pinky, who just hit 700, now at 702
  • And hey, he's got a long time to break the Top 50, but Coach "Viva la Miami" DiBs has 203 lifetime wins... Just head of him are retired DFC'ers Justin Dearing (204), Rick Toolie (207) and Jason Turnbow (211).  With a great Week 10, Coach can climb to 57th all time in wins.
  • And finally... I managed to break Tad "The Dynasty" Roose's 20 year old records of consecutive .500 or better weeks - his record was 44 weeks, I managed 47 before I crapped out in Week 8.
  • Current active record? DMOsborne at 24 weeks, with Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle at 22.


 

 



    

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