Sunday, October 31, 2021


We are now in our final week of the season, if you can believe it... playoff spots will be secured, division titles awarded and we'll know who made it and who didn't a week from now... 

Remember, for Week 10, once you send your picks in, you CANNOT change them

I will allow the Friday night game pick, then following picks Saturday morning -- but ALL games must be in by 230p Saturday (kickoff of first Saturday game)

Six college, four NFL games to round the regular season out. 


Virginia Tech (4-4) at Boston College Eagles (4-4)
Friday night game, 630p ESPN2

12. Auburn Tigers (6-2) at 13. Texas A&M Aggies (6-2)
230p, CBS

Mississippi State More Cowbells (5-3) at Arkansas Pig Sooey (5-3)
3p, SEC Network

Tennessee Volunteers (4-4) at 18. Kentucky Wildcats (6-2)

6p, ESPN2

Texas Longhorns (4-4) at Iowa State Cyclones (5-3)
630p, FOX Sports 1

USC Trojans (4-4) at Arizona State SunDevils (5-3)

930p, ESPN

Cleveland Browns (4-4) at Cincinnati Bengals (5-3)

12p, CBS

New England Patriots (4-4) at Carolina Panthers (4-4)
12, CBS

Houston Texas (1-7) at Miami Dolphins (1-7)
Pillowfight of the week, 12p, FOX

Tennessee Titans (6-2) at LA Rams (7-1)

720p NBC

Mississippi State vs Arkansas, Total Points Scored

Thursday, October 28, 2021


Wisconsin 30, (25) Purdue 13
(23) Pittsburgh 27, Clemson 17
Minnesota 34, Maryland 16
(10) Oregon 34, UCLA 31
Oregon State 42, Utah 34
Atlanta Falcons 30, Miami Dolphins 28
Tennessee Titans 27, Kansas City Chiefs 3
Indianapolis Colts 30, San Francisco 49ers 18


Two DFC'ers ended the week with a 6-2 record, and only 2 off of the tiebreak score... thus, we revert to a new record tiebreak rule installed this season... the rule states that if there are identical records, look at the tiebreak game itself -- if one person picked the winner, they'll get the nod over someone with the same record if that person didn't pick the winner of the game. 

Hence, Eddy Mc Jr is denied his first weekly win since DFC XV in 2014, ending up in 2nd for the week -- and Lil Stevie Ray becomes but the 14th (by my count) DFC'er to win two weeks in a row. Like I warned you people... Steven is suddenly on fire, and will be the one to beat in the playoffs, as the defending DFC Champ.

For the rest of the top ten, also creeping up quickly as we head to the postseason, Brad "The Bald One" Ashby takes 3rd, The Big Wasyluka continues his great year for 4th, And Big Tom Johnson gets 5th, while Jenni Ernst and Wook Fu tie for 6th, all at 6-2.

Mark "The Mighty" Gainey seems to have righted his ship, this week for 8th, at 5-3, also the record of Bradley "Pinky the Wisest" Pinky for 9th, and wrapping up the Top 10, Brad "Lawdawg" Latta.

Also Finishing:
5-3: Tyler "SPSBotDFC" Campbell... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Yours Truly...

4-4: Zack "The Attack" Graves... Drew // Morris... DMO... Tha Croyle... Big Eddy... Grandy Latta... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... Garrison "Pride of Villa Rica" Ryfun... Mikey "High" Nipp... Danny P... David "What Tha" Tuck...

3-5: James "Standings Shaker" Hawbaker... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Jonny Os... Matty "Pinky the Eldest" Pinky... Mitchell "Pinky the Youngest" Pinky... Drew "Grassman" Warren... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Hurricane Rhett... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky...

2-6: Young Garrett



THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL scented by Bath & Body Works

1. Tim Wasyluka, 49-27 (12.3) (1)
2. Steven Ray, 46-30 (8.1) (6) 
3. Yours Truly, 46-30 (10.6) (3)      
4. Eddy McB Jr, 46-40 (12.4) (8)
5. Garrison Ryfun, 46-40 (15.3) (2)
6. Tommy McLeod, 45-31 (12.9) (4)
7. Wookiee Fulaytar, 45-31 (14.3) (12)
8. Rhett Barnett, 45-31 (15.7) (5)
9. Brad Ashby, 44-32 (16.1) (NR)
10. Dan Sellers, 43-33 (9.9) (7)
11. DMOsborne, 43-33 (10.3) (11)
12. Jon Osborne, 43.33 (15.1) (9)

dropped out - Trey Cartledge (10th)

Seedings based on record, then TBA; division winners have advantage in duplicate records. 
1 - Tim Wasyluka - South Division Champ, First Round Bye
2 - Steven Ray - South Central Division Champ, First Round Bye
3 - Yours Truly - East Division Champ, First Round Bye
4 - Eddy McB Jr - wild card, First Round Bye

5 - Garrison Ryfun - wild card
6 - Tommy McLeod - MidCentral Division Champ
7 - Rhett Barnett - North Division Champ
8 - Wookiee Fulaytar - wild card
9 - Brad Ashby - wild card
10 - Dan Sellers - West Division Champ
11 - DMO - wild card
12 - Jonathan Osborne - wild card

On the bubble (within two games) - Trey Cartledge 42-34 (9.6)... Chris Croyle 42-34 (24.1)... Matty Pinky, 41-35 (10.6)... Drew Morris, 41-35 (10.6)... Tad Roose, 41-35 (11.3) 

Monday, October 25, 2021


 TWO WEEKS LEFT in the regular season!!

6. Meeeeeechigan Wolverines (7-0) at 8. Michigan State Sparty

11a, FOX

Virginia Tech Hokies (3-4) at Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets (3-4)
11, ESPN3

Florida State Suckinoles (3-4) at Clemson Losers (4-3)
230p, ESPN

Purdue Boilermakers (4-3) at Nebraska Cornhuskers (3-5)
230p, ESPN2

10. Ole Miss Running Rebs (6-1) at 18. Auburn Tigers (5-2)

6p, ESPN

 Washington Go Ye Huskies (3-4) at Stanford Cardinal (3-4)
930p, FoxSports 1

Carolina Panthers (3-4) at Atlanta Falcons (3-3)

12p, FOX

San Francisco 49ers (2-4) at Chicago Bears (3-4)
12p, FOX

Washington Football Team (2-5) at Denver Broncos (3-4)

325p, FOX

The New York Football Giants (2-5) at Kansas City Chiefs (3-4)

Monday, 715p, ESPN

FSU vs Clemson, total points scored

Sunday, October 24, 2021


(12) Oklahoma State 32, (25) Texas 24
Auburn 39, (17) Arkansas 23
Baylor 38, (19) BYU 24
North Carolina 45, Miami 42
Colorado 34, Arizona 0
Washington State 34, Stanford 31
Minnesota Vikings 34, Carolina Panthers 28
Baltimore Ravens 34, LA Chargers 6
Las Vegas Raiders 34, Denver 24
Pittsburgh 23, Seattle 20

It's getting about that time of the season when Steven Ray gets hot... it's happened every year for the last few seasons, He bumbles about in the first part of the year, then as we turn the corner and stride to the postseason, here he comes -- he did just that last season, en route to winning the whole thing, his 2nd DeRamus Plate Championship. 

And here he is, in Week 7, taking his fourth weekly win of his career, this time at 8-2.  Coming in 2nd, at 7-3, Eddy Jr, and in a close 3rd, Trey "The Answer" Cartledge, also 7-3. The Big Wasyluka continues his fabulous season at 6-4, good enough for 4th, while Drew // Morris and DMO tie for 5th place. Drew "Grassman" Warren gets 7th, Mitchell "Pinky the Youngest" Pinkerton gets 8th, Big Tom J in 9th, and rounding out the Top Ten, Wookiee Fulaytar. 

Also Finishing
6-4: Jenni Ernst... Danny P... Brad "Not Scott Van Pelt" Ashby... 

5-5: Young Garrett... Tyler "SPSBotDFC" Campbell... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Yours Truly.., Grandy Latta... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Jonny Oz... Garrison "Pride of Buford" Ryfun... Mikey "High" Nipp... 

4-6: James "Playoff Makin" Hawbakin'... Bradley "Pinky the Wisest" Pinky... Tommy "There Can Only Be One" McLeod... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Hurricane Rhett... Brad "Lawdawg" Latta... 

3-7: Big Eddy... David "What Tha" Tuck... Chris "The Anonymous" Croyle 


THE TOP TWELVE, mailed by UPS... 
(aka, who mades the postseason if it started today...)

dropped out: Matty Pinky (12)... Chris Croyle (8)... James Hawbaker (10)

Monday, October 18, 2021

DFC Week XXII Week Eight GAMES

Three weeks left in the season!! 28 games remain, and over 1/3rd of the league has a losing record... what a season!!!  Okay, our second of two weeks this year in which we feature only 8 games, with five college and three NFL

Wisconsin Badgers (3-3) at 25. Purdue Boilermakers (4-2)

2p, B1G Network

Clemson Tigers (4-2) at 23. Pitt Panthers (5-1)
230p, ESPN

Maryland Terrapins (4-2) at Minnesota Golden Gophers (4-2)

230p, ESPN2

10. Oregon Ducks (5-2) at UCLA Bruins (5-2)
230p, ABC - trap game! trap games! trap game!

Utah Utes (4-2) at Oregon State Beavers (4-2)

630p, Pac-12


Atlanta Falcon (2-3) at Miami Dolphins (1-4)
12p, FOX

Kansas City Chiefs (3-3) at Tennessee Titans (3-2)
12p, CBS

Indianapolis Colts (2-4) at San Francisco 49ers (2-3)
720p, NBC

Oregon vs UCLA, total points scored

Friday, October 15, 2021



(6) Oklahoma 55, (21) Texas 48
Tennessee 45, South Carolina 20
(17) Ole Miss 52, (13) Arkansas 51
UMass 27, UConn 13
(3) Iowa 23, (4) Penn State 20
Utah 42, USC 26
Atlanta Falcons 27, NYJets 20 
New Orleans Saints 33, Washington FT 22
LA Chargers 47, Cleveland Browns 42
Buffalo Bills 38, Kansas City Chiefs 20

Leave it to Texas & Oklahoma to have a score so jacked up, that someone who picked 66 for the TB would still be 37 points off... thus is the score that gives a rookie his first weekly win of his career, as Garrison "The Pride of Marietta" Ryfun takes home the crown, edging out #2 Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... both had 9-1 marks for the week. 

A handful of 8-2 records are up next, with Hurricane Rhett in 3rd, Mitchell "Pinky the Youngest" Pinky in 4th, and iun 5th, Trey "The Answer" Cartledge (all three former DFC champs by the way, in XVI, XIX, and XI respectively. 

Young Garret Cheney takes home 6th place for the week, with Chris Croyle continuing his career year for 7th, James "The Playoff Maker" Hawbaker in 8th, and finally having a good week, Wookiee Fulaytar and  Grandy Latta tie for 9th -- all at 7-3.  

Also Finishing:
7-3: Matthew "Pinky the Eldest" Pinky... Eddy the Jr... DMO... Lt Dan... Jenni Ersnt... 

6-4: Defending DFC Champ Stevie Ray... The Big Wasyluka... Brad "The Bald One" Ashby.. Dre // Morris... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Yours  Truly... Big Eddy... Big Tom Johnson... Danny P...

5-5: Tyler "SPSBotDFC" Campbell... Jonny O... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Brad "Lawdawg" Latta... 

4-4: David "What Tha" Tuck... Jacob "Pinky the Drunker" Pinky... Bradley "pinky the Wisest" Pinkey... 

3-7: Mike "Low" Nipp 



The top 4 records/TB get a first round bye, the next 8 records/TB make the postseason, across the league, regardless of conference (had to look up the rules on the website to make sure).  TB breaks ties for seeding, but division winner gets higher seed regardless. 

Currently Playoff Ranks:

1 - Tommy McLeod, 37-21 (12.4) - MidCentral Division Champion, First Round Bye
2 - Tim Wasyluka, 37-21 (12.8) - South Division Champion, First Round Bye
3 - Garrison Ryfun, 37-21 (14.2) - South Central Division Champion, First Round Bye
4 - Yours Truly, 36-22 (12.6) - East Division Champion, First Round Bye
5 - Rhett Barnett, 35-23 (18.4) - North Division Champion
6 - Dan Sellers, 35-23 (11.4) - West Division Champion
7 - Jonathan Osborne, 35-23 (18.0)
8 - Chris Croyle, 35-23 (25.0)
9 - DMOsborne, 34-24 (11.8)
10 - James Hawbaker, 33-25 (12.0)
11 - Wook Fu Fulaytar, 33-25 (12.2)
12 - Matty Pinky, 33-25 (12.6)

On the bubble (within 2 games)
Eddy Jr, 33-25 (16.6)... Trey Cartledge, 32-26 (8.2)... Steven Ray, 32-26 (10.4)... Brad Ashby, 32-26 (18.8)... Tad Roose, 31.27 (10.4)... Randy Latta, 31.27 (12.0)... Drew Morris, 31-27 (12.6)... Zack Graves, 31.27 (16.4) 

Monday, October 11, 2021


 Here we are in Week Seven, 56 of 96 games down... 40 games to go... the playoff push has begun...

Games are kinda terrible this week, but we got 6 college and 4 NFL for your viewing pleasure. 


12. Oklahoma State Cowboys (5-0) at 25. Texas Hook 'Em Horns (4-2)
11a, FOX

Auburn Tigers (4-2) at 17. Arkansas Razorbacks (4-2)
11a, CBS

19. BYU Coogs (5-1) at Baylor Bears (5-1)
230p, ESPN

Miami Hurricanes (2-3) at North Carolina Tar Heels (3-3)
230p, ACCN

Arizona Wildcats (0-5) at Colorado Buffaloes (1-4)
230p, PAC12

Stanford Cardinal (3-3) at Washington State Cougars (3-3)
630p, ESPNU

Minnesota Vikings (2-3) at Carolina Panthers (3-2)
12p, FOX

LA Chargers (4-1) at Baltimore Ravens (4-1)
12, CBS

Las Vegas Raiders (3-2) at Denver Broncos (3-2)
325p, CBS

Seattle Seahawks (2-3) at Pittsburgh Steelers (2-3)
720p, NBC

Auburn vs Arkansas, total points scored in game

Friday, October 08, 2021


Tennessee 62, Missouri 24
(7) Cincinnati 24, (9) Notre Dame 13
(19) OK State 24, (21) Baylor 14
(22) Auburn 22, LSU 19
Arizona Cardinals 37, LA Rams 20
Baltimore Ravens 23, Denver Broncos 7
Tampa Bay Bradys 19, New England Belicheks 17
LA Chargers of San Diego 28, Vegas Raiders 14

Apologies for taking this long for results -- i worked on this in small chunks since Monday, so please let me know if I missed anything! 


So, I think going forward, I'm going to make my picks, then go on vacation. Weekly. Because thats what Yours Truly did last Tuesday morning, and I didnt even know who won what until Sunday. and somehow, I snagged the week.  I rule. 

Getting much needed 6-2s were Zack "The Attack" Graves and Wook-Fu Fulaytar, coming in at 2 and 3, while the rest of the Top Ten are at 5-3.

This includes DMO at 4, a three way tie for 5th between Tommy "Highlander" McLeod... Drew // Morris... and The Big Wasyluka, having an amazing season so far this year. 

Finishing up the Top Ten this week, Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Eddy Jr... and tied for 10th, Mitchell "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... and Jonny Osborne

Also Finishing
4-4: Mikey "High" Nipp... Brad "The Bald One" Ashby... David "What Tha" Tuck... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Matthew "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... James "Playoff Maker" Hawbaker... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Garrison "Pride of Fulton County" Ryfun... Eddy the Bigger... Tyler "Self Proclaimed Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell

3-5: Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Drew "Grassman" Warren... Defending DFC Champ tevei Ray... Hurricane Rhett... Grandy Latta... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Danny P... Croyle in the House... 

2-6: Jenni Ernst... Brad "Lawdawg" Latta.... Big Tom Johnson


Note: The TBA has been adjusted -- the lowest of your season has been dropped, but in case of a tief for rankings/playoffs, it will be added back in. So here we go!

NOTE: Brad Ashby is 26-22, not the record listed here. will be corrected on next week's standings


dropped out: Tad Roose (8th)


The Ray Conference - Dan Sellers... Tommy McLeod... DMO... Rhett Barnett... David Tuck... Zack Graves.... 

The Ernst Conference - Tim Wasyluka... Yours Truly... Jonathan Osborne... Chris Croyle... Garrison Ryfun... James Hawbaker

Monday, October 04, 2021


 Welcome to the halfway point of the season! I'm back from vacay and finally crunching some numbers,  but first, Week 6 of The DFC... SIX college games, FOUR NFL games... 


6. Oklahoma Sooners (5-0) vs 21. Texas Longhorns (4-1)
The Red River SHOOTOUT, 11a, ABC at Cotton Bowl in Dallas

South Carolina Gamecocks (3-2) at Tennessee Vols (3-2)
11a, ESPN2

13. Arkansas Razorbacks (4-1) at 17. Ole Miss Rebs (3-1)
Battle of the Beatens, 11a, ESPN

UConn Huskies (0-6) at UMass Minutemen (0-5)
Battle of the Really Beatens, 230p, not important enough to televise

4. Penn State Nittany Lions (5-0) at 3. Iowa Hawkeyes (5-0)
B1G Thinks It's a Big Deal! 3p, FOX

Utah Utes (2-2) at USC Trojans (3-2)
Battle of the Supposed to Be Goods, 7p, FOX


NYJets (1-3) vs Atlanta Falcons (1-3)
830a in London

New Orleans Saints (2-2) at Washington FT (2-2)
12p, CBS

Cleveland Brown (3-1) at San Diego Chargers of LA (3-1) 
305p, CBS

Buffalo Bills (3-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (2-2)
720p, NBC

Oklahoma vs Texas, total points scored 
(fun fact... this game from years ago is the reason we have the TieBreak Average score)