DFC IX Week Seven Games

We have passed the midpoint of the 9th DFC Season! Time goes by when you are on pace for 76 wins...

All ranks from AP Poll, all times CST

COLLEGE GAMES
5. Texas Longhorns (5-0) at 11. Oklahoma Sooners (5-0), 11am, ABC
Do you know the media doesn't call this "The Red River Shootout" anymore? I'm guessing because when you hear the word "Shootout", it probably makes Jon Osborne want to go do a drive by and Sarah Hasha has her gat out right now. So, I won't say "Shootout", I'll say "Red River Rivalry". Hey, Lenning, put that glock down.

South Carolina Gamecocks (4-2) at Kentucky Wildcats (4-1), 1130am
Tricky. The Wildcats took it to Bama, though I'm not sure if thats because Kentucky is pretty good, or the Tide had a "Look at us! We're #2!" hangover. And really... how much more is Steve Superior going to give to SC before he says, "Screw it. I'm going fishing with my millions."?

Notre Dame Fightin' Irish (4-1) at 22. North Carolina Tar Heels (4-1), 230pm, ABC
How good are these Irish? We dunno. How good are the Tar Heels? Again, we dunno. Pick 'em.

4. LSU Tigers (4-0) at 11. Florida Go Gators (4-1), 7pm, CBS
Not only does LSU now have to compete with Alabama and not Auburn in the SEC West, Florida now has to keep pace with... not Georgia... not Tennessee... VANDERBILT. This game frightens me more than you can possibly imagine.

NFL GAMES
Chicago Bears (3-2) at Atlanta Falcons (3-2), 12p, Fox
Weren't the Bears supposed to be better than 3-2? And weren't the Falcons supposed to be a lot worse?

Baltimore Ravens (2-2) at Indianapolis Colts (2-2), 12p, CBS
Don't worry--Baltimore has two crappy games coming up, so this will be the last Ravens game for a while. Did you see the Colts come back and drop 21 on the Texans in 2:10?

Miami Dolphins (2-2) at Houston Texans (0-4), 12p, CBS
Did you see the Texans, with the game in hand, have the Colts drop 21 on them in 2:10?

New England Patriots (3-1) at San Diego Chargers (2-3), 715p, NBC
Sheesh. I dont have a clue. And neither will most of you.

TieBreak Game
Its tradition. Oklahoma vs Texas. Total points scored.