DFC X7 Week Five Results

GAMES
(10) Washington 44, (7) Stanford 6
Oklahoma State 49, (22) Texas 31
(4) Michigan 14, (8) Wisconsin 6
(5) Clemson 42, (3) Louisville 36
Washington Redskins 31, Cleveland Browns 20
Atlanta Falcons 48, Carolina Panthers 33
LA Rams 17, Arizona Cardinals 13
New Orleans Saints 35, San Diego 34

THE WEEK THAT WAS
It usually happens once a year, and last year it was during Week 6... that being a rookie winning the week.  This time around, in Week 5, Bill Seybolt, aka Atlanta Billy, takes the week for his first career weekly win with a solid 7-1, which also vaults him into The DFC Top 12 Power Poll, gathered by Hefty Bags.

Coming in 2nd, another riser in the ranks, as Big Tom Johnson also goes 7-1, pulling himself out of that bottom spot for the first time in a few weeks (he ranks 31st this week overall)

Brad "The Lawdawg" Latta, Atty at Law, gets the 3rd spot for the week at 6-2, while a tie for 4th comes in the form of both Old and Young Eddy McBrooms, and Tyler "The DFC Sexy Beast (self proclaimed)" Campbell gets 6th, all at 6-2.

In 7th for the week, quietly putting a solid season together, DFC I'er Daniel Powell at 5-3, with Matt "The Mad Scientist" Halpert (he really is a scientist by the way) and Mark "The Mighty" Gainey (though he's not as mighty this year) tie for 8th, and another tie rounds out the Top Ten for the week between division mates (and division leaders) Lori "Sunshine" Beirne and Randy "Grandy" Latta, both at 5-3.

Also Finishing:
5-3: James "The Playoff Maker" Hawbaker... Jon Osborne... "The Bald One" Brad Ashby...

4-4: Brett "The Pop" Smith... Defending DFC Champion Hurricane Rhett Barnett... Lil Stevie Ray.... Mikey Nipp... Jacob Pinky... DMO... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Sarah Hasha... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Jenni Ernst... Tommy "Highland" McLeod... Justin "The Smooth Blend" Glenn... Yours Truly... Bradley Pinky...

3-5: Young Garrett Cheney... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Drew // Morris... Remodeling Clay Shaver... Michael "The Wheel" Ferris... TOOLIE... Chris Croyle...

2-6: Both Mitchell & Matthew Pinky... Tad "The Dynasy (has died?)" Roose

THE STANDINGS

THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE
North Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Matt Halpert	29-19	16.25	22-7	7-12
Michael Ferris	27-21	15.00	16-13	11-8
DM Osborne	26-22	14.75	17-12	9-10
Rhett Barnett	24-24	12.50	14-15	10-9
Zack Graves	24-24	15.25	15-14	9-10
Drew Warren	23-25	13.25	17-12	6-13
MidCentral Division
Brad Latta	29-19	18.25	20-9	9-10
Tommy McLeod	28-20	11.00	18-11	10-9
Bill Seybolt	28-20	16.75	15-14	12-6
Justin Glenn	25-23	19.50	14-15	11-8
Jennifer Ernst	25-23	10.00	14-15	11-8
Brad Ashby	24-24	15.00	13-16	11-8
Mitchell Pinkerton	21-27	11.25	11-18	10-9
West Division
Eddy McBroom	26-22	10.75	16-13	10-9
Bradley Pinkerton	26-22	17.25	16-13	10-9
Drew Morris	25-23	18.25	17-12	8-11
Dan Sellers	25-23	16.00	16-13	9-10
Tom Johnson	23-25	14.00	12-17	11-8
Trey Cartledge	22-26	14.50	14-15	8-11
Sarah Hasha	21-27	15.25	12-17	9-10

THE BARNETT CONFERENCE
East Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Clay Shaver	30-18	16.00	19-10	11-8
Yours Truly	29-19	15.00	19-10	10-9
Tyler Campbell	28-20	13.00	16-13	12-7
Brett Smith	25-23	10.75	13-16	12-7
Mark Gainey	24-24	14.25	17-12	7-12
Garrett Cheney	23-25	23.25	15-14	8-11
South Central Division
Randy Latta	31-17	15.75	22-7	9-10
Lori Beirne	30-18	11.00	21-8	9-10
Jonathan Osborne	27-21	20.75	17-12	10-9
Steven Ray	26-22	15.25	17-12	9-10
Matthew Pinkerton	24-24	15.25	14-15	10-9
Rick Theule	22-26	23.00	10-19	12-7
Chris Croyle	20-28	27.25	10-19	10-9
South Division
James Hawbaker	30-18	15.75	20-10	10-8
Daniel Powell	26-22	7.00	14-15	12-7
Eddy Jr	25-23	15.25	16-13	9-10
Jacob Pinkerton	25-23	20.50	17-12	8-11
Michael Nipp	24-24	9.25	15-14	9-10
Tad Roose	23-25	15.75	13-16	10-9

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL, gathered by Hefty Cinch Sak

	Rank	Rec	TB	LW
1	Randy Latta	31-17	15.75	2
2	Lori Beirne	30-18	11.00	3
3	James Hawbaker	30-18	15.75	4
4	Clay Shaver	30-18	16.00	1
5	Yours Truly	29-19	15.00	5
6	Matt Halpert	29-19	16.25	8
7	Brad Latta	29-19	18.25	9
8	Tommy McLeod	28-20	11.00	6
9	Tyler Campbell	28-20	13.00	11
10	Bill Seybolt	28-20	16.75	NR
11	Michael Ferris	27-21	15.00	7
12	Jonathan Osborne	27-21	20.75	NR

dropped out: DMOsborne (10th)... Matthew Pinkerton (12th)

aaaaaand... the bottom five 

35	Trey Cartledge	22-26
36	Rick Theule	22-26
37	Mitchell Pinkerton	21-27
38	Sarah Hasha	21-27
39	Chris Croyle	20-28

LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS

• Mentioned several times because its so impressive, Tad Roose stayed at .500 for 45 straight weeks, covering part or all of five seasons.  Yours Truly and Rhett Barnett were chasing the streak at the end of last season, but Hurricane Rhett's flop in Week 1 this year ended his run at 26 weeks.  Yours Truly's streak has reached 32 weeks, fingers crossed.
• The next longest streak that picks up the mantle if (when) Yours Truly drops the ball is Zack Graves, who is at 21 weeks. 
• The other streak that may never be touched is going over .500 in consecutive weeks.  Matt Latta went 5-3, 6-2, 7-1 and 8-0 for 17 straight weeks... the current streak is Randy Latta at 8 weeks.  
• Congrats to Mark Gainey, the first of the Season 3 rookies to reach 1000 all time wins... or he will, when he wins 6 more games, as he's at 994.  Tommy McLeod is at 986 and then Jonathan Osborne is way back at 946 (so he'll hit 1000 next season, more than likely)
• Eddy Mac Jr is close to 900 all time, as he's at 891, while at 887 is Big Tom Johnson. 
• Rookie of the Year last season Michael Ferris is sitting at 95, so is uberclose to 100 victories for his career. 
• And congrats to Lori Beirne, former DFC Champion (and having a stellar season this year) for entering the All Time Top Ten, sitting at #10 with 918 wins lifetime.  And David Mark Osborne has 919, so they may go back and forth this year.  
• Sitting at #11?  Daniel Powell at 914.