Monday, September 08, 2025

DFC XXVI - Week Two RESULTS

 
THE WEEK THAT WAS

Remarkably, it's been literally 73 weeks of regular season - stretching all the way back to Drew Warren, Matt Halpert, and Randy Latta's triple tie in Week 8 of DFC XVII (2018) - since we had a tie for the win, and we've never had a tie for Week 1.

And now we do -  The Coca Cola Cowboy himself, Matt Mink, scores his first win of his young career (he's a DFC Soph) while he ties up with James "The Prediction Maker" Hawbaker, scoring his first weekly win since DFCXXII.  Both were at 9-1.

Drew Morris was 3rd, also at 9-1, as was The Big Wasyluka and Yours Truly, in 4th and 5th, both at 9-1.

Coming in 6th, Drew "The Grassman" Warren, Jeremy "The Director" Burgess were 6th and 7th, while, Roth from Wyoming, Steven "The Principal" Ray, and Jonny Oz all tie for 8th place at 8-2. 

Also finishing:

8-2: Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Mikey "High" Nipp... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Aussie Nate J... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle

7-3: Danny "3D" Powell... DMO... Jenni Ersnt... Garrison "Pride of St Simon's Island" Ryfun... Eddy the Jr... Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Tom "The Tall Boy" Johnson... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... Eddy the Bigger... Tyler "SPSBOtDFC" Campbell

6-4: Young Garrett... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge

5-5: Hurricane Rhett... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Coach DiB

THE STANDINGS
THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE

North Division
Zack Graves - 13-7
DMOsborne - 12-8
Rhett Barnett - 12-8
Jacob Roth - 12-8
Drew Warren - 11-9
Mitchell Pinkerton - 11-9

MidCentral Division
Matt Mink - 15-5
Tommy McLeod - 13-7
Jacob Pinkerton - 12-8
Jennifer Ernst - 12-8
Coach DiBello - 8-12

West Division
Drew Morris - 16-4
Eddy McBroom - 13-7
Dan Sellers - 10-10
Trey Cartledge - 10-10
Bradley Pinkerton - 9-11
Tom Johnson - 8-12

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division

Yours Truly - 15-5
Mark Gainey - 15-5
Chris Croyle - 13-7
Tyler Campbell - 10-10
Nate Johnston - 9-11
Garrett Cheney - 6-14

South Central Division

Garrison Ryfun - 14-6
Jeremy Burgess - 14-6
Jonathan Osborne - 13-7
Matthew Pinkerton - 13-7
Steven Ray - 13-7

South Division
Eddy McB Jr - 14-6
Tad Roose - 13-7
Tim Wasyluka - 13-7
James Hawbaker - 12-8
Michael Nipp - 11-9
Daniel Powell - 9-11

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL
Rk - DFC'er - REC - (LW)

1. Drew Morris - 16-4 (2-tie)
2. Matt Mink - 15-5 (7-tie)
3t. Mark Gainey - 15-5 (1)
3t. Yours Truly - 15-5 (6)
5. Eddy McBroom - 14-6 (7-tie)
6t. Garrison Ryfun - 14-6 (2-tie)
6t. Jeremy Burgess - 14-6 (10)
8. Eddy McB Jr - 14-6 (17.5)
9. Jonathan Osborne - 13-7 (NR)
10. Matthew Pinkerton - 13-7 (NR)
11t. Tad Roose - 13-7 (NR)
11t. Steven Ray 13-7 (NR)

dropped out: Tommy McLeod (9)... Rhett Barnett (5)... DMOsborne (11)... Dan Sellers (12)

Sunday, September 07, 2025

DFC XXVI Week Three GAMES

 Here are the Games of the 3rd week of The XXVIth DFC Season

College Games
All Rankings are from ESPN, all times Central

Wisconsin Badgers (2-0) at 19. Alabama Crimson Tide (1-1)
11a, ABC

6. Georgia Bulldogs (2-0) at 15. Tennessee Volunteers (2-0)
230p, ABC

16. Texas A&M Aggies (2-0) at 8. Notre Dame Fightin' Irish (0-1)

630p, NBC/Peacock

Vanderbilt Commodores (2-0) at South Carolina Gamecocks (2-0)
645p, SEC Network

Minnesota Golden Gophers (2-0) at Cal Bears (2-0)

930p, ESPN

NFL GAMES
Jacksonville Jaguars (1-0) at Cincinnati Bengals (1-0)

12p, CBS

The New York Football Giants (0-1) at Dallas Cowboys (0-1)
1p, FOX

New England Patriots (0-1) at Miami Dolphins (0-1)
12p, CBS

Philadelphia Eagles (1-0) at Kansas City Chiefs (0-1)
325p, FOX

Denver Broncos (1-0) at Indianapolis Colts (1-0)
305p, CBS

TIEBREAK GAME
Texas A&M vs Notre Dame, total points scored

Wednesday, September 03, 2025

DFC XXVI: Week One RESULTS

GAMES
Auburn 38, Baylor 24
Georgia Tech 27, Colorado 20
(3) Ohio State 14, (1) Texas 7
Florida State 31, (8) Alabama 17
(9) LSU 17, (4) Clemson 10
Arizona 40, Hawaii 6
California 34, Oregon State 15
Utah 43, UCLA 10
(10) Miami 27, (6) Notre Dame 24
TCU 48, North Carolina 14

THE PRESEASON TOP TEN
(because it has to be said - and it was written before the season began, I promise!)

  1. Matthew Pinkerton
  2. Steven Ray
  3. Zack Graves
  4. DMOsborne
  5. Dan Sellers
  6. Mark Gainey
  7. Yours Truly
  8. Drew Morris
  9. Mikey Nipp
  10. Eddy McBroom the Bigger
  11. James Hawbaker
  12. Garrison Ryfun


THE WEEK THAT WAS
It wasn't pretty - it was DFC XVII (2016) the last time someone won Week 1 with a 7-3 record (James Hawbaker) - but Mark "The Mighty" Gainey managed to pull it off this week, winning his 11th career week. 

Drew "Slash" Morris and Garrison "Pride of Marietta" Ryfun both tie for 2nd at 7-3, while Eddy Jr gets 4th, and Hurricane Rhett in 5th, also at 7-3.

The remaining Top 10 all go 6-4, with Yours Truly in 6th... Matt "The Coca Cola Cowboy" Mink and Big Eddy Mac tying for 7th... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod in 9th, and rounding out the first top ten of the season, rookie Jeremy "The Director" Burgess in 10th.

Also finishing
5-5: DMO... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Jonny Oz... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Jenni "The Sunshine" Ernst... Steven "The Principle" Ray... Aussie Nate... Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle

4-6: Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... The Big Wasyluka... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Roth from Wyoming

3-7: Defending MVP Champ Mikey Nipp... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... James "the Prediction Maker" Hawbaker... Coach DiB... Tyler "The Self Proclaimed Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell... 

2-8: Danny "3D" Powell

1-9: Tom "The Big" Johnson 


THE STANDINGS
THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE 
North Division

Rhett Barnett - 7-3
DMOsborne - 5-5
Zack Graves - 5-5
Mitchell Pinkerton - 4-6
Jacob Roth - 4-6
Drew Warren - 4-6

MidCentral Division
Matt Mink - 6-4
Tommy McLeod - 6-4
Jennifer Ernst - 5-5
Jacob Pinkerton - 4-6
Coach DiBello - 3-7

West Division
Drew Morris - 7-3
Eddy McBroom - 6-4
Dan Sellers - 5-5
Trey Cartledge - 4-6
Bradley Pinkerton - 4-6
Tom Johnson - 1-9

THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division

Mark Gainey - 7-3
Yours Truly - 6-4
Nate Johnston - 5-5
Chris Croyle - 5-5
Tyler Campbell - 3-7

South Central Division
Garrison Ryfun - 7-3
Jeremy Burgess - 6-4
Steven Ray - 5-5
Jonathan Osborne - 5-5
Matthew Pinkerton - 5-5

South Division
Eddy Mc Jr - 7-3
Tad Roose - 5-5
Tim Wasyluka - 4-6
Mikey Nipp - 3-7
James Hawbaker - 3-7
Daniel Powell - 2-8


THIS WEEK'S TOP TWELVE 
(obviously, the same as this week's top 10)
1. Mark Gainey (7-3)
2 (tie). Drew Morris (7-3)
2 (tie). Garrison Ryfun (7-3)
4. Eddy McBroom Jr (7-3)
5. Rhett Barnett (7-3)
6. Yours Truly (6-4)
7t. Matt Mink (6-4)
7t. Big Eddy McB (6-4)
9. Tommy McLeod (6-4)
10. Jeremy Burgess (6-4)
11. DMOsborne (5-5)
12. Dan Sellers (5-5)


LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS are coming soon... as soon as I update them. 









Tuesday, September 02, 2025

DFC XXVI: The Preseason Top Ten

 It's a Little Late.... but there is the 26th DFC season's Preseason Top 12:

1 - Matthew Pinkerton
2 - Steven Ray
3 - Zack Graves
4- DMOsborne
5 - Dan Sellers
6 - Mark Gainey 
7 - Yours Truly 
8 - Drew Morris
9 - Mikey Nipp
10 - Eddy McBroom the Bigger
11 - James Hawbaker
12 - Garrison Ryfun

Predictions
DMO wins North
Tommy wins MidCentral
Big Eddy wins West
Mark wins East
Garrison wins SouthCentral
James H wins South

Final Four
Matty Pinky... DMO... Big Eddy... Gainey

Matty Pinky over Big Eddy in DeuceBowl XXVI

Monday, September 01, 2025

DFC XXVI Week Two GAMES

 Here are the games for the 2nd week of DFC XXVI - sometimes the weeks with the weakest games make for the most unpredictable weekends...

COLLEGE GAMES

Virginia Cavaliers (1-0) at NC State Wolfpack (1-0)
11a, ESPN2

Kansas Jayhawks (2-0) at Missouri Tigers (1-0)
230p, ESPN2

(14) Michigan Wolverines (1-0) at (18) Oklahoma Sooners (1-0)
630p, ABC

Vanderbilt Commodores (1-0) at Virginia Tech Hokies (1-0)
630p, ACCNetwork

Boston College Eagles (1-0) at Michigan State Spartans (1-0)
630p, NBC/Peacock

NFL Games
Tampa Bay Bucs at Atlanta Falcons

12p, FOX

Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars 
12p, FOX

San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks
305p, FOX

Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers
325p, CBS

Baltimore Ravens at Buffalo Bills 
720p, NBC


TIEBREAK GAME
Michigan at Oklahoma, total points scored 

Monday, August 25, 2025

DFC XXVI - Week One Games

ITS TIME... its time for the games... its time for Week One of the 26th edition of The Deuce Football Championship.

FRIDAY NIGHT
Auburn Tigers at Baylor Bears

7p, FOX

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets at Colorado Neon Deions
7p, ESPN

(1) Texas Longhorns at (3) Ohio State Buckeyes
11a, FOX

(8) Alabama Crimson Tide at Florida State Seminoles
230p, ABC

(9) LSU Tigers at (4) Clemson Tigers
630p, ABC

Hawaii Warriors at Arizona Wildcats
930p, TNT HBO Max

California Bears at Oregon State Beavers

930p, ESPN

Utah Utes at UCLA Bruins
10p, FOX

Sunday Night Game
(6) Notre Dame Catholics at (10) Miami Convicts

60p, ABC

Monday Night Game
TCU Horned Frogs at North Carolina Tarheels

7p, ESPN

The TIEBREAK GAME 
Texas at Ohio State - total points scored

DeuceBowl25 Finals / Season Wrap up

Congrats to one David Mark Osborne, the first original DFC'er to win the Brooke DeRamus Championship Plate since DFC V, when Matt "The Great Bear of the DFC North" Latta won the title - and unless you count Shawn 'The Playa MC" Sharp winning DFC I, only the 2nd of the original group.

And DeuceBowl25 wasn't pretty - DMOsborne won via tiebreaker, getting 4-6 over on Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky's 4-6. But a title is in fact a title

It was DFC25 was also the first time we used the DFC Scramble to celebrate twenty five years of our silly little game - the top 25 out of 34 records advanced with 17 scrambling for two spots 

The 9 who didn't manage to get in:
Danny "3D" Powell.. Chris "Yo Teach" Croyle... Matt "The Coca Cola Cowboy" Mink... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Tom "The Big" Johnson... Jenny E... Tim "The Big" Wasyluka... Drew "The Grassman" Warren

The DFC Scramble:
Hurricane Rhett... David "What Tha' Tuck... Tyler "The Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell... Aussie Nate... Young Garrett... Big and Not as Big Eddy... Roth from Wyoming... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Jonny Oz... Drew // Morris... James "The Prediction Maker" Hawbaker... Garrison "The Pride of Albany" Ryfun... Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Zack "The Attack" Graves... 

Advancing to the Divisional Round -
Coach DiB & Pinky "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... joining Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Steven "The Principal" Ray... DMO... Yours Truly... Mikey Nipp... Lt Dan Sellers... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod

Your Final Four: DMOsborne... Matty Pinky... Steven Ray... and Mark "The Mighty" Gainey 

DeuceBowl25 - DMO over Matty Pinky

The Hasha MVP Award - Mikey Nipp (1st MVP title)
The College Title - DMOsborne (1st college title)
The NFL Title - Mikey Nipp (1st NFL title)
The TBA Title - Daniel Powell (1st TBA title)

North Division champ - DMOsborne (4th title)
MidCentral Division champ - Tommy McLeod (8th title)
West Division Champ - Dan Sellers (4th title, including 2nd straight)
East Division Champ - Yours Truly (9th title, including 6th straight)
SouthCentral Division Champ - Matty Pinky (2nd title, 2nd straight)
South Division Champ - Mikey Nipp (2nd title, separated by 20 years) 


Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky and Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod advanced, into the divisional round, with DMOsborne, 

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

DEUCEBOWL 25 GAMES

Welcome to the 10 games of the DFC championship weekend, aka DeuceBowl 25.

THURSDAY GAMES
Memphis Tigers (9-2) at 17. Tulane Green Wave (9-2)
630p, ESPN

FRIDAY GAMES
Nebraska Cornhuskers (6-5) at Iowa Hawkeyes (7-4)
630p, NBC

Utah Utes (4-7) at UCF Knights (4-7)

7p, FOX

SATURDAY GAMES
15. South Carolina Gamecocks (8-3) at 12. Clemson Tigers (9-2)

11a, ESPN

NC State Wolfpack (5-6) at North Carolina Tarheels (6-5)
230p, ACC Network

Oklahoma Sooners (6-5) at LSU Tigers (7-4)
6p, ESPN

3. Texas Longhorns (10-1) at 20. Texas A&M (8-3)
630p, ABC/ESPN+

24. Kansas State Wildcats (8-3) at 18. Iowa State Cyclones (9-2)
630p, FOX

NFL GAMES

LA Rams (5-6) at New Orleans Saints (4-7)
305p, FOX

Philadelphia Eagles (9-2) at Baltimore Ravens (8-4)
325p, CBS

TIEBREAK GAME
South Carolina vs Clemson, total points scored

DFC25 Final Four RESULTS

SCORES
(2) Ohio State 38, (5) Indiana 15 (TB Game - 53 pts)
Syracuse 31, UConn 24
Florida 24, (9) Ole Miss 17
(21) Arizona State 28, (14) BYU 23
Nebraska 44, Wisconsin 25
(6) Notre Dame 49, (19) Army 14
LSU 24, Vanderbilt 17
Miami Dolphins 34, New England Patriots 15
Seattle Seahawks 16, Arizona Cardinals 6
Baltimore 30, LA Chargers 23

RESULTS
(4) Matt Pinkerton - 8-2 (advances to DeuceBowl 25)
(3) DMOsborne - 7-3 (advances to DeuceBowl 25)
(6) Steven Ray - 6-4 (eliminated)
(8) Mark Gainey - 6-4 (eliminated)