DFC X7 Week Five Results

GAMES
(10) Washington 44, (7) Stanford 6
Oklahoma State 49, (22) Texas 31
(4) Michigan 14, (8) Wisconsin 6
(5) Clemson 42, (3) Louisville 36
Washington Redskins 31, Cleveland Browns 20
Atlanta Falcons 48, Carolina Panthers 33
LA Rams 17, Arizona Cardinals 13
New Orleans Saints 35, San Diego 34

THE WEEK THAT WAS
It usually happens once a year, and last year it was during Week 6... that being a rookie winning the week.  This time around, in Week 5, Bill Seybolt, aka Atlanta Billy, takes the week for his first career weekly win with a solid 7-1, which also vaults him into The DFC Top 12 Power Poll, gathered by Hefty Bags.

Coming in 2nd, another riser in the ranks, as Big Tom Johnson also goes 7-1, pulling himself out of that bottom spot for the first time in a few weeks (he ranks 31st this week overall)

Brad "The Lawdawg" Latta, Atty at Law, gets the 3rd spot for the week at 6-2, while a tie for 4th comes in the form of both Old and Young Eddy McBrooms, and Tyler "The DFC Sexy Beast (self proclaimed)" Campbell gets 6th, all at 6-2.

In 7th for the week, quietly putting a solid season together, DFC I'er Daniel Powell at 5-3, with Matt "The Mad Scientist" Halpert (he really is a scientist by the way) and Mark "The Mighty" Gainey (though he's not as mighty this year) tie for 8th, and another tie rounds out the Top Ten for the week between division mates (and division leaders) Lori "Sunshine" Beirne and Randy "Grandy" Latta, both at 5-3.

Also Finishing:
5-3: James "The Playoff Maker" Hawbaker... Jon Osborne... "The Bald One" Brad Ashby...

4-4: Brett "The Pop" Smith... Defending DFC Champion Hurricane Rhett Barnett... Lil Stevie Ray.... Mikey Nipp... Jacob Pinky... DMO... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Sarah Hasha... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Jenni Ernst... Tommy "Highland" McLeod... Justin "The Smooth Blend" Glenn... Yours Truly... Bradley Pinky...

3-5: Young Garrett Cheney... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Drew // Morris... Remodeling Clay Shaver... Michael "The Wheel" Ferris... TOOLIE... Chris Croyle...

2-6: Both Mitchell & Matthew Pinky... Tad "The Dynasy (has died?)" Roose

THE STANDINGS

THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE
North Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Matt Halpert	29-19	16.25	22-7	7-12
Michael Ferris	27-21	15.00	16-13	11-8
DM Osborne	26-22	14.75	17-12	9-10
Rhett Barnett	24-24	12.50	14-15	10-9
Zack Graves	24-24	15.25	15-14	9-10
Drew Warren	23-25	13.25	17-12	6-13
MidCentral Division
Brad Latta	29-19	18.25	20-9	9-10
Tommy McLeod	28-20	11.00	18-11	10-9
Bill Seybolt	28-20	16.75	15-14	12-6
Justin Glenn	25-23	19.50	14-15	11-8
Jennifer Ernst	25-23	10.00	14-15	11-8
Brad Ashby	24-24	15.00	13-16	11-8
Mitchell Pinkerton	21-27	11.25	11-18	10-9
West Division
Eddy McBroom	26-22	10.75	16-13	10-9
Bradley Pinkerton	26-22	17.25	16-13	10-9
Drew Morris	25-23	18.25	17-12	8-11
Dan Sellers	25-23	16.00	16-13	9-10
Tom Johnson	23-25	14.00	12-17	11-8
Trey Cartledge	22-26	14.50	14-15	8-11
Sarah Hasha	21-27	15.25	12-17	9-10

THE BARNETT CONFERENCE
East Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Clay Shaver	30-18	16.00	19-10	11-8
Yours Truly	29-19	15.00	19-10	10-9
Tyler Campbell	28-20	13.00	16-13	12-7
Brett Smith	25-23	10.75	13-16	12-7
Mark Gainey	24-24	14.25	17-12	7-12
Garrett Cheney	23-25	23.25	15-14	8-11
South Central Division
Randy Latta	31-17	15.75	22-7	9-10
Lori Beirne	30-18	11.00	21-8	9-10
Jonathan Osborne	27-21	20.75	17-12	10-9
Steven Ray	26-22	15.25	17-12	9-10
Matthew Pinkerton	24-24	15.25	14-15	10-9
Rick Theule	22-26	23.00	10-19	12-7
Chris Croyle	20-28	27.25	10-19	10-9
South Division
James Hawbaker	30-18	15.75	20-10	10-8
Daniel Powell	26-22	7.00	14-15	12-7
Eddy Jr	25-23	15.25	16-13	9-10
Jacob Pinkerton	25-23	20.50	17-12	8-11
Michael Nipp	24-24	9.25	15-14	9-10
Tad Roose	23-25	15.75	13-16	10-9

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL, gathered by Hefty Cinch Sak

	Rank	Rec	TB	LW
1	Randy Latta	31-17	15.75	2
2	Lori Beirne	30-18	11.00	3
3	James Hawbaker	30-18	15.75	4
4	Clay Shaver	30-18	16.00	1
5	Yours Truly	29-19	15.00	5
6	Matt Halpert	29-19	16.25	8
7	Brad Latta	29-19	18.25	9
8	Tommy McLeod	28-20	11.00	6
9	Tyler Campbell	28-20	13.00	11
10	Bill Seybolt	28-20	16.75	NR
11	Michael Ferris	27-21	15.00	7
12	Jonathan Osborne	27-21	20.75	NR

dropped out: DMOsborne (10th)... Matthew Pinkerton (12th)

aaaaaand... the bottom five 

35	Trey Cartledge	22-26
36	Rick Theule	22-26
37	Mitchell Pinkerton	21-27
38	Sarah Hasha	21-27
39	Chris Croyle	20-28

LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS

• Mentioned several times because its so impressive, Tad Roose stayed at .500 for 45 straight weeks, covering part or all of five seasons.  Yours Truly and Rhett Barnett were chasing the streak at the end of last season, but Hurricane Rhett's flop in Week 1 this year ended his run at 26 weeks.  Yours Truly's streak has reached 32 weeks, fingers crossed.
• The next longest streak that picks up the mantle if (when) Yours Truly drops the ball is Zack Graves, who is at 21 weeks. 
• The other streak that may never be touched is going over .500 in consecutive weeks.  Matt Latta went 5-3, 6-2, 7-1 and 8-0 for 17 straight weeks... the current streak is Randy Latta at 8 weeks.  
• Congrats to Mark Gainey, the first of the Season 3 rookies to reach 1000 all time wins... or he will, when he wins 6 more games, as he's at 994.  Tommy McLeod is at 986 and then Jonathan Osborne is way back at 946 (so he'll hit 1000 next season, more than likely)
• Eddy Mac Jr is close to 900 all time, as he's at 891, while at 887 is Big Tom Johnson. 
• Rookie of the Year last season Michael Ferris is sitting at 95, so is uberclose to 100 victories for his career. 
• And congrats to Lori Beirne, former DFC Champion (and having a stellar season this year) for entering the All Time Top Ten, sitting at #10 with 918 wins lifetime.  And David Mark Osborne has 919, so they may go back and forth this year.  
• Sitting at #11?  Daniel Powell at 914.

DFC X7 Week Six Games

And here we are, at the halfway point of the season... how you doing?   SIX college games and FOUR NFL games this week

COLLEGE GAMES

LSU Fightin' Orgerons (3-2) at 18. Florida Gators (4-1)
11a, ESPN

Auburn Tigers (2-3) at Mississippi State Bulldogs (2-2)
11a, SEC Network

Texas Longhorns (2-2) at 20. Oklahoma Sooners (2-2)
11a, Fox Sports 1

25. Virginia Tech Hokies (3-1) at 17. North Carolina Tarheels (4-0)
230p

9. Tennessee Volunteers (5-0) at 8. Texas A&M Aggies (5-0)
230p, CBS

23. Florida St Seminoles (3-2) at 10. Miami Hurricanes (4-0)
7p, ABC


NFL GAMES

Tennessee Titans (1-3) at Miami Dolphins (1-3)
12p, CBS

Atlanta Falcons (3-1) at Denver Broncos (4-0)
305p, FOX

Buffalo Bills (2-2) at Los Angeles Rams (3-1)
325p, CBS

The New York Football Giants (2-2) at The Packers of Green Bay (2-1)
730p, on The Frozen Tundra at LAMBOWWWWW FIELD....


TieBreak Game
Total points scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game

DFC X7 Week Four RESULTS

GAMES
(23) Ole Miss 45, (12) Georgia 14
(11) Wisconsin 30, (8) Michigan State 6
(14) Tennessee 38, (19) Florida 28
(10) Texas A&M 45, (17) Arkansas 24
Miami Dolphins 30, Cleveland Browns 24
Green Bay Packers 34, Detroit Lions 27
Minnesota Vikings 22, Carolina Panthers 10
Kansas City Chiefs 24, NYJets 3
Indianapolis Colts 26, San Diego Charters 22

THE WEEK THAT WAS
It hasn't happened since Week 10 of DFC VI... which was in 2006, by the way, but Tyler Campbell, my brother in law and the one who proclaimed himself "The Sexy Beast of the DFC", has won his 2nd week of his career... going a strong 8-2, he's catapulted himself back into the DFC title race.

Putting another strong week together, missing it by only a Tiebreak, Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod grabs the second spot for the week, also at 8-2.

Bradley Pinkerton takes 3rd place, while Brad "The Bald One" Ashby gets a 4th place finish as he tries to pull his season out of the gutter.  Grandy Latta grabs 5th, while Drew "Slash" Morris and James "The Winner Maker" Hawbaker tie for 6th, and Brad "The Lawdawg" Latta and Matty Pinky tie for 8th.  Finally, Remodeling Clay Shaver gets 10th for the week, and all are 7-3.

Also Finishing:
7-3: Eddy the Younger

6-4: Justin Glenn... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Rick TOOLIE... Yours Truly... Eddy the Bigger... Lori "Sunshine" Beirne... Mikey Nipp... Jonny Oz... Atlanta Bill Seybolt...

5-5: Tom Johnson... Sarah Hasha... Jenni Ernst... Mitchy Pinky... Lil Stevie Ray... DMO... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Michael "Save" Ferris... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Defending DFC Champion Hurricane Rhett Barnett... Jacob Pinky... Matt "The Scientist" Halpert... Danny Powell

4-6: Brett "Pops" Smith... Lt Dan Sellers...

3-7: The Croyle... Trey "The Answer" Cartledge...

2-8: Young Garrett Cheney


THE STANDINGS

THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE
North Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Michael Ferris	24-16	11.67	14-11	10-5
Matt Halpert	24-16	14.00	18-7	6-9
DM Osborne	22-18	12.67	14-11	8-7
Rhett Barnett	20-20	11.33	12-13	8-7
Zack Graves	20-20	12.33	12-13	8-7
Drew Warren	19-21	13.00	14-11	5-10
MidCentral Division
Tommy McLeod	24-16	7.00	15-10	9-6
Brad Latta	23-17	20.33	16-9	7-8
Jennifer Ernst	21-19	7.33	12-13	9-6
Bill Seybolt	21-19	19.00	12-13	9-6
Justin Glenn	21-19	24.67	13-12	8-7
Mitchell Pinkerton	19-21	9.00	10-15	9-6
Brad Ashby	19-21	15.33	12-13	7-8
West Division
Drew Morris	22-18	19.33	15-10	7-8
Bradley Pinkerton	22-18	21.33	13-12	9-6
Dan Sellers	21-19	12.67	13-12	8-7
Eddy McBroom	20-20	8.33	12-13	8-7
Trey Cartledge	19-21	12.33	12-13	7-8
Sarah Hasha	17-23	16.00	9-16	8-7
Tom Johnson	16-24	16.33	8-17	8-7

THE BARNETT CONFERENCE
East Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Clay Shaver	27-13	13.00	17-8	10-5
Yours Truly	25-15	15.00	16-9	9-6
Tyler Campbell	22-18	13.33	13-12	9-6
Brett Smith	21-19	10.00	11-14	10-5
Garrett Cheney	20-20	29.00	14-11	6-9
Mark Gainey	19-21	14.33	14-11	5-10
South Central Division
Randy Latta	26-14	18.33	18-7	8-7
Lori Beirne	25-15	6.67	17-8	8-7
Matthew Pinkerton	22-18	13.67	13-12	9-6
Steven Ray	22-18	15.33	14-11	8-7
Jonathan Osborne	22-18	23.00	14-11	8-7
Rick Theule	19-21	32.33	8-17	11-4
Chris Croyle	17-23	32.00	9-16	8-7
South Division
James Hawbaker	25-15	14.33	17-9	8-6
Daniel Powell	21-19	5.67	12-13	9-6
Tad Roose	21-19	13.00	13-12	8-7
Jacob Pinkerton	21-19	21.33	14-11	7-8
Michael Nipp	20-20	5.33	13-12	7-8
Eddy Jr	19-21	10.00	12-13	7-8

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL, covered by Cural Bandages and Gauze (TM)

	Rank	Rec	TB	LW
1	Clay Shaver	27-13	13.00	1
2	Randy Latta	26-14	18.33	6
3	Lori Beirne	25-15	6.67	2
4	James Hawbaker	25-15	14.33	7
5	Yours Truly	25-15	15.00	5
6	Tommy McLeod	24-16	7.00	NR
7	Michael Ferris	24-16	11.67	3
8	Matt Halpert	24-16	14.00	4
9	Brad Latta	23-17	20.33	NR
10	DM Osborne	22-18	12.67	10
11	Tyler Campbell	22-18	13.33	NR
12	Matthew Pinkerton	22-18	13.67	NR

dropped out: Steven Ray (12th)... Brett Smith (9th)... Dan Sellers (11th)... Garrett Cheney (8th)

aaaaaand.... the bottom five...

35	Brad Ashby	19-21
36	Rick Theule	19-21
37	Sarah Hasha	17-23
38	Chris Croyle	17-23
39	Tom Johnson	16-24

LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS RETURNS NEXT WEEK

DFC X7 Week Five Games

Week Five.. what?! The season is a week away from being HALF over!!  

EIGHT GAMES THIS WEEK... Pay attention -- there is a Friday night game....

COLLEGE GAMES
FRIDAY NIGHT
#7 Stanford Trees (3-0) at #10 Washington Go You Huskies (4-0)
8p, ESPN

SATURDAY GAMES
#22 Texas Longhorns (2-1) at Oklahoma State Cowboys (2-2)
11a, ABC

#8 Wisconsin Badgers (4-0) at #4 Meeeeeeechigan Wolverines (4-0)
230p, ABC

#3 Louisville Cardinals (4-0) at #5 Clemson Tigers (4-0)
7p, ABC

NFL GAMES
Cleveland Browns (0-3) at Washington Redskins (1-2)
12p, CBS

Carolina Panthers (1-2) at Atlanta Falcons (2-1)
12, FOX

Los Angeles Rams (2-1) at Arizona Cardinals (1-2)
325p, FOX

New Orleans Saints (0-3) at San Diego Chargers (1-2)
325p, FOX

TIEBREAK GAME
Total points scored in Wisconsin & Michigan game

DFC X7 Week Three Results

NOTE -- while doing the results last week late at night in a hotel room, I did a few goofs, including the South Division.  All has been corrected, and Tommy McLeod still holds the weekly win.  Sorry about that, and as always, keep me straight =)  

THE WEEK THAT WAS
One of the most successful DFC'ers of all time takes home the week this week... yes, guys, y'all got beat by a girl, and Jenni Ernst goes 9-1 and takes her 8th win of her career (one as "Hudson", the rest as "Ernst"), and that 9-1 might have saved her tanking season.

Though way off on the TB (21 points!), an 8-2 season gives Rookie Brett "The Pop Man" Smith 2nd place in the week, and a lead to Rookie of the Year.

Coming in 3rd is a previous Rookie of the Year, Remodeling Clay Shaver at 7-3.

An exact guess on the TB helps Michael Ferris get 4th place, while Mitchell Pinky takes 5th, and Lori "Sunshine" Beirne and Danny Powell tie for 6th, all at 6-4.   Matt "The Mad Scientist" Halpert and "The Bald One" Brad Ashby tie for 8th and another tie gives us Tom Johnson, Grandy Latta and Bradley Pinky all for 10th place

Also finishing:
6-4 - Yours Truly... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Justin "The Blend" Glenn... Young Garrett Cheney

5-5 - Hurricane Rhett... Tommy McLeod... Jonny Osborne... Mikey Nipp... Rick TOOOLIE... DMO... James "The Prediction Maker" Hawbaker... Lt Dan Sellers... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Lil Stevie Ray... Jacob Pinky... Brad "Lawdawg" Latta

4-6 - Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... Both Eddys, big and little... HotLanta Bill... Matt Pinky... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Drew "Slash" Morris... Chris "The Unnamed" Croyle...

3-7 - Sarah Hasha

THE STANDINGS

THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE
North Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Michael Ferris	19-11	11.67	12-8	7-3
Matt Halpert	19-11	14.00	15-5	4-6
DM Osborne	17-13	12.67	12-8	5-5
Rhett Barnett	15-15	11.33	9-11	6-4
Zack Graves	15-15	12.33	10-10	5-5
Drew Warren	13-17	13.00	10-10	3-7
MidCentral Division
Tommy McLeod	16-14	7.00	11-9	5-5
Jennifer Ernst	16-14	7.33	10-10	6-4
Brad Latta	16-14	20.33	14-6	3-7
Bill Seybolt	15-15	19.00	10-10	5-5
Justin Glenn	15-15	24.67	10-10	5-5
Mitchell Pinkerton	14-16	9.00	8-12	6-4
Brad Ashby	12-18	15.33	9-11	3-7
West Division
Trey Cartledge	16-14	12.33	12-8	4-6
Dan Sellers	17-13	12.67	11-9	6-4
Drew Morris	15-15	19.33	11-9	4-6
Eddy McBroom	14-16	8.33	10-10	4-6
Bradley Pinkerton	15-15	21.33	10-10	5-5
Sarah Hasha	12-18	16.00	8-12	4-6
Tom Johnson	11-19	16.33	7-13	4-6

THE BARNETT CONFERENCE
East Division	W-L	TB	Coll	Pro
Clay Shaver	20-10	13.00	14-6	6-4
Yours Truly	19-11	15.00	14-6	5-5
Garrett Cheney	18-12	29.00	13-7	5-5
Brett Smith	17-13	10.00	10-10	7-3
Tyler Campbell	14-16	13.33	9-11	5-5
Mark Gainey	14-16	14.33	11-9	3-7
South Central Division
Randy Latta	19-11	18.33	15-5	4-6
Lori Beirne	19-11	6.67	15-6	5-5
Steven Ray	17-13	15.33	11-9	6-4
Jonathan Osborne	16-14	23.00	12-8	4-6
Matthew Pinkerton	15-15	13.67	10-10	5-5
Chris Croyle	14-16	32.00	8-12	6-4
Rick Theule	13-17	32.33	6-14	7-3
South Division
James Hawbaker	18-12	14.33	14-7	4-5
Daniel Powell	16-14	5.67	10-10	6-4
Tad Roose	16-14	13.00	11-9	5-5
Jacob Pinkerton	16-14	21.33	11-9	5-5
Michael Nipp	14-16	5.33	10-10	4-6
Eddy Jr	12-18	10.00	9-11	3-7

THE DFC TOP 12 POWER POLL, sewn by Hancock Fabrics

	Rank	Rec	TB	LW
1	Clay Shaver	20-10	13.00	2
2	Lori Beirne	19-11	6.67	1
3	Michael Ferris	19-11	11.67	3t
4	Matt Halpert	19-11	14.00	5
5	Yours Truly	19-11	15.00	3t
6	Randy Latta	19-11	18.33	7
7	James Hawbaker	18-12	14.33	6
8	Garrett Cheney	18-12	29.00	NR
9	Brett Smith	17-13	10.00	NR
10	DM Osborne	17-13	12.67	12
11	Dan Sellers	17-13	12.67	9
12	Steven Ray	17-13	15.33	8

dropped out:  Trey Cartledge (11th)... Drew Morris (10th)

aaaaand... the bottom five
Rick TOOOLIE (13-17)... Eddy Jr (12-18)... Brad Ashby (12-18)... Sarah Hasha (12-18)... Tom Johnson (11-19)

DFC X7 Week Four Games

Welcome to Week 4 of DFC X7!!

COLLEGE GAMES
12. Georgia Bulldogs (3-0) at 23. Ole Miss Rebels (1-2)
11a, ESPN

11. Wisconsin Badgers (3-0) at 8. Michigan State Spartans (2-0)
11a, B1G Network

19. Florida Gators (3-0) at 14. Tennessee Volunteers (3-0)
230p, CBS

18. LSU Tigers (2-1) at Auburn Tigers (1-2)
5p, ESPN

17. Arkansas Razorbacks (3-0) vs 10. Texas A&M Aggies (3-0) 
8p, ESPN at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, TX


NFL GAMES
Cleveland Browns (0-2) at Miami Dolphins (0-2)
12p, CBS

Detroit Lions (1-1) at Green Bay Packers (1-1)
12p, FOX

Minnesota Vikings (2-0) at Carolina Panthers (1-1)
12p, FOX

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS (1-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (1-1) 
325p, CBS

San Diego Chargers (1-1) at Indianapolis Colts (0-2)
325p, CBS

TieBreak Game
Florida at Tennessee, total points scored

DFC X7 Week Two Games

People say there is a vast dearth of quality games this week... I say nay! There's a vast dearth of ranked teams in games... but there are some random other games this week -- also known as "a crap shoot", especially since NFL starts this week!!

COLLEGE GAMES

Penn State Nittany Lions (1-0) at Pitt Panthers (1-0)

11a, ESPN

Cincinnati Bearcats (1-0) at Purdue Boilermakers (1-0)

11a, B1G Network

Wake Forest Demon Deacons (1-0) at Duke Blue Devils (1-0) in the Satan Bowl

230p, ESPNU

BYU Cougars (1-0) at Utah Utes (1-0) for title of "Best Mormon Football Team"

630p, FOX

Tennessee Volunteers (1-0) vs Virginia Tech Hokies (1-0)

7p, ABC, at Bristol Motor Speedway

NFL GAMES

Cincinnati Bengals at NYJets

12p, CBS

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Atlanta Falcons

12, FOX

Minnesota Vikings at Tennessee Titans

12p, FOX

New York Football Giants at America's Team Dallas Cowboys

325p, FOX

New England Patriots at Arizona Cardinals

730p, NBC

TIEBREAK GAME

BYU at Utah, total points scored in game.

DFC X7 Week One Results

Games 

Colorado 44, Colorado State 7

(15) Houston 33, (3) Oklahoma 23

Texas A&M 31, (16) UCLA 24 OT

Wisconsin 16, (5) LSU 14

(18) Georgia 33, (22) North Carolina 23

(1) Alabama 52, (20) USC 6

(2) Clemson 19, Auburn 13

BYU 18, Arizona 16

Texas 50, (10) Notre Dame 47 2OT

(3) Florida State 45, (11) Ole Miss 34

THE WEEK THAT WAS

As Ole Miss dominated the first half of their game, it was looking like Young Garrett Cheney would take the week home, his first since (and 2nd lifetime) weekly win since Week 5 of DFC V... that's 12 years ago.  But, as we all watched in amusement and impressiveness, FSU blew past the Rebels, and with it, James Hawbaker nailed an 8-2 record, his 3rd win of his career (first since Week 11 of DFC VIII) and a pretty good start to a tumultuous season opening. 

Lori "Sunshine" Beirne also starts strong at 7-3, with a surprising Sarah Hasha in 3rd (could this be Sarah's year??) and a tie for 4th, between Yours Truly and Remodeling Clay Shaver, Lt Dan Sellers in 6th, Trey "The Answer" Cartledge in 7th, Matt "the Mad Scientist" Halpert takes 8th, with Brad "Lawdawg" Latta in 9th, and Grandy Latta coming in 10th, all at 7-3. 

Among the many 6-4 records, both Michael Ferris and Steven Ray locked in for a tie at 11th. 

Also finishing:

6-4: Atlanta Bill Seybolt... Young Garrett... Jonny Osborne... Matt "The Mad Scientist" Halpert... Mark "The Mighty" Gainey... Bradley Pinky... Drew "Slash" Morris

5-5: Brett "The Popsicle" Smith... Danny Powell... Big Eddy... Tyler "The Self Proclaimed Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell... DMO... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Matthew Pinky... Tom Big Johnson... The Croyle... Pinky Pinky

4-6: Eddy the Smaller... Jeni Ernst... Mitchell Pinky... Mikey Nipp... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Hurricane Rhett... Justin Glenn... Brad "The Bald One" Ashby... 

3-7: The Rookie Toolie

STANDINGS:

PINKERTON CONFERENCE

North Division W-L TB Coll Pro Matt Halpert 7-3 31.0 7-3 0-0 Michael Ferris 6-4 26.0 6-4 0-0 DM Osborne 5-5 17.0 5-5 0-0 Zack Graves 5-5 20.0 5-5 0-0 Drew Warren 4-6 20.0 4-6 0-0 Rhett Barnett 4-6 33.0 4-6 0-0 MidCentral Division         Brad Latta 7-3 33.0 6-4 0-0 Bill Seybolt 6-4 27.0 6-4 0-0 Jennifer Ernst 4-6 10.0 4-6 0-0 Mitchell Pinkerton 4-6 10.0 4-6 0-0 Tommy McLeod 4-6 15.0 4-6 0-0 Justin Glenn 4-6 33.0 4-6 0-0 Brad Ashby 4-6 35.0 4-6 0-0 West Division         Sarah Hasha 7-3 17.0 7-3 0-0 Dan Sellers 7-3 22.0 7-3 0-0 Trey Cartledge 7-3 23.0 7-3 0-0 Bradley Pinkerton 6-4 32.0 6-4 0-0 Drew Morris 6-4 34.0 6-4 0-0 Eddy McBroom 5-5 13.0 5-5 0-0 Tom Johnson 5-5 32.0 5-5 0-0 East Division W-L TB Coll Pro Clay Shaver 7-3 20 7-3 0-0 Yours Truly 7-3 20 7-3 0-0 Garrett Cheney 6-4 28 6-4 0-0 Mark Gainey 6-4 31 6-4 0-0 Brett Smith 5-5 2 5-5 0-0 Tyler Campbell 5-5 13 5-5 0-0 South Central Division       Lori Beirne 7-3 16 7-3 0-0 Randy Latta 7-3 37 7-3 0-0 Steven Ray 6-4 26 6-4 0-0 Jonathan Osborne 6-4 28 6-4 0-0 Matthew Pinkerton  5-5 28 5-5 0-0 Chris Croyle 5-5 42 5-5 0-0 Rick Theule 3-7 50 3-7 0-0 South Division         James Hawbaker 8-2 29 8-2 0-0 Daniel Powell 5-5 10 5-5 0-0 Jacob Pinkerton 5-5 32 4-6 0-0 Eddy Jr 4-6 6 4-6 0-0 Michael Nipp 4-6 13 4-6 0-0 Tad Roose 4-6 20 4-6 0-0

THE DFC TOP 12 Power Poll (presented by Bed, Bath & Beyond)

	Rank	Rec
1	James Hawbaker	8-2
2	Lori Beirne	7-3
3	Sarah Hasha	7-3
4t	Clay Shaver	7-3
4t	Yours Truly	7-3
6	Dan Sellers	7-3
7	Trey Cartledge	7-3
8	Matt Halpert	7-3
9	Brad Latta	7-3
10	Randy Latta	7-3
11t	Michael Ferris	6-4
11t	Steven Ray	6-4

LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS

"There are three types of lies in this world... lies... damn lies... and statistics" - Mark Twain

• Tad Roose, a three time champion, also holds a record that may never be broken, as he went from Week 5 of DFC IV to Week 2 of DFC VIII -- 45 straight weeks without going below .500.  This record went unmatched for years as only Matt Halpert and Gary "The Idol" Eubanks came sorta close, both getting to 24 weeks before faltering.
• Two DFC'ers were on their way, however... Yours Truly and Rhett Barnett.  Yours Truly was at 27 weeks coming into this season, while Rhett was at 26.  And in Week One, Rhett's streak ends at 26 by going 4-6 this week. 
• The all time wins category is a hard category to crack, because we are talking 17 years. For at least a decade, Jennifer Ernst sat atop the all time win list, but Yours Truly managed to catch her and take the top spot. However, while it was a Me vs Jennifer battle for a few seasons, suddenly Drew Morris and Big Eddy have thrown their hat in the ring.  And after Week One, Drew Morris has moved into 2nd on the All Time Win List
• Currently, the top five are:  Yours Truly 1025-641... Drew Morris (1023-618)... Jennifer Ernst (1022-664)... Big Eddy McBroom (1013-623)... Mark Gainey (976-557).  Its the first time in 14 years that Jennifer was not among the Top 2 all time. 
• Also important to remember, while Yours Truly & Jenni Ernst were in DFC I, Drew Morris & Big Eddy didnt join the league until DFC II, and Mark Gainey was in DFC III, and through playoff success, were able to gain enough victories to rank so high.
• If you only look at regular season, the Top Five All Time is a little different... Yours Truly (943-595)... Jennifer Ernst (932-606)... Tommy McLeod (910-628)... Drew Morris (894-556) and Mark Gainey (865-489)
• Also catching up... Jacob Pinkerton is entering his 4th season in the league, while Remodeling Clay Shaver is currently in his third.  But despite having a full season's head start on Shaver, Pinky and Shaver are now tied in all time wins at 143.  Clay has 69 losses, Pinky has 155, and is currently the only DFC'er sitting at below .500 all time.  Womp Womp.

DFC X7 Week One Games

Here are the games: 

FRIDAY NIGHT GAME

Colorado State Rams vs Colorado Buffaloes

7p, ESPN, in Denver CO

SATURDAY GAMES

#3 Oklahoma Sooners at #15 Houston Cougars

11a, ABC

#16 UCLA Bruins at Texas A&M Aggies

230p, CBS

#5 LSU Tigers vs Wisconsin Badgers

230p, ABC, on the (un)frozen tundra of LAMBEAU FEEEEELD

#18 Georgia Bulldogs vs #22 North Carolina Tarheels

430p, ESPN, Atlanta

#20 USC Trojans vs #1 Alabama Crimson Tide

7p, ABC

#2 Clemson Tigers at Auburn Tigers

8p, ESPN

BYU Ragin Mormons at Arizona Wildcats

930p

SUNDAY NIGHT GAME

#10 Notre Dame Fightin Catholics at Texas Longhorns

630p, ABC

MONDAY NIGHT GAME

#11 Ole Miss Runnin' Rebels at #3 Florida State Seminoles

630p, ABC

TIEBREAK GAME

Clemson at Auburn -- pick total points scored. 

DFC X7 Preseason

Welcome back!

And here are the lifetime stats of everyone joining DFC XVII, otherwise known as DFC X7.

First, joining in for their rookie season, one of which will garner the coveted Rookie of the Year trophy at season's end...

Brett Smith, ice cream pop server dude, Dothan Alabama
Rick Theule, voice over artist and writer dude, Grand Rapids Michigan
Bill Seybolt, computer techie guy dude, Atlanta Georgia

RS - Regular Season Wins
PW ( ) - Playoff Wins (Ranking on all time playoff win listing)
Note: DFC I had no divisions... DFC II thru IV had 4 divisions... DFC V until now with 6 divisions...

Entering 17th Season
Jennifer Ernst
1018 wins (tied for 1st all time)... 928 RS (2nd all time)... 90 PW (5th)... 10 playoff appearances... Last Year: Made Divisional Round
--DFC II North Division Champion
--Four time Central Division Champion - DFC VII, DFC XII, DFC XIII, DFC XIV

Yours Truly
1018 wins (tied for 1st all time)... 936 RS (1st all time)... 82 PW (6th)... 10 playoff appearances... Last playoffs - 2 seasons ago in DFC XIV
--Three time MVP - DFC IX, DFC X, DFC XI
--Three time East Division Champion - DFC IX, DFC X, DFC XI

Tommy McLeod
958 career wins (6th)... 906 RS... 52 PW (13th)... 9 playoff appearances... Last year - Wild Card Weekend
--DFC II MVP
--DFC II West Division Champion
--Four time Central Division Champion - DFC VI, DFC VIII, DFC X, DFC XI

Daniel Powell
888 career wins (tied for 11th all time)... 847 RS... 41 PW (17th)... 4 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was 5 years ago, in DFC XII
--Two Time South Division Champion - DFC VII, DFC XII

DMOsborne
893 career wins (10th all time)... 859 RS... 34 PW (21st)... 4 playoff appearances... Last year - Wild Card Weekend
--DFC II North Division Champion

Tom Johnson
864 career wins (14th all time)... 850 RS... 14 PW (tie-33rd)... 3 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was 6 years ago in DFC XI
--DFC V North Division Champion

Michael Nipp 
853 career wins (15th all time)... 841 RS... 12 PW (36th)... 3 playoff appearances... Last playoff appearance was 12 years ago in DFC V (2004)
--DFC V South Division Champion


Entering 16th Season
Big Eddy McBroom 
1008 career wins (4th all time)... 880 RS... 128 PW (2nd)... 10 playoff appearances... Last playoff appearance was a year ago in DFC XV
--Three Time West Division Champion - DFC III, DFC X, DFC XV

Drew Morris - Defending West Division Champion
1017 career wins (3rd all time)... 888 RS... 129 PW (1st)... 12 playoff appearances... Last year, made Final Four
--DFC VIII Champion
--Two Time MVP - DFC VIII, DFC XIV
--Five Time West Division Champion - DFC V, DFC VI, DFC VIII, DFC XIV, DFC XVI

Jonathan Osborne
919 career wins (7th all time)... 870 RS... 49 PW (14th)... 7 playoff appearances... Last year, made Divisional round
--DFC XII MVP
--Two Time South Central Division Champion - DFC VIII, DFC XII
--Only player to ever win 70 games in a season (DFC XII)

Tad Roose
912 career wins (8th all time)... 839 RS... 73 PW (8th)... 6 playoff apperances... Last year made Divisional Round
--Three time DFC Champion - DFC II, DFC IV, DFC VII
--DFC II Rookie of the Year
--DFC II East Division Champion
--DFC VII MVP
--One Time Division Winner - DFC VII
--Has only made consecutive postseasons once - DFC VII and VIII
--Holds record for most consecutive weeks of .500 or better at 45 weeks

Eddy McB Jr
866 career wins (13th all time)... 842 RS... 24 PW (24th)... 5 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was two years ago in DFC XV
--DFC IV West Division Champion
--Two Time South Division Champion - DFC XI, DFC XV


Entering 15th Season
Mark Gainey
970 career wins (5th all time)... 859 RS... 111 PW (3rd)... 12 playoff appearances... Last year Wild Card Weekend
--DFC IX Champion
--DFC III Rookie of the Year
--Four Time MVP - DFC III, DFC V, DFC VI, DFC XV
--Five Time East Division Champion - DFC III, DFC IV, DFC V, DFC VI, DFC VII
--Holds record for 8 consecutive playoff appearances - DFC III to DFC X

Lori Beirne - Defending South Central Division Champion
888 career wins (tied for 11th all time)... 815 RS... 73 PW (9th)... 9 playoff appearances... Last year made Divisional Round
--DFC X Champion
--Three Time South Central Division Champion - DFC V, DFC X, DFC XVI

Tim Wasyluka - Defending South Division Champion
814 career wins (17th all time)... 771 RS... 43 PW (15th)... 7 playoff appearances... Last year made Wild Card Weekend
--Two Time Central Division Champion - DFC III, DFC IV
--DFC IX West Division Champion
--DFC XVI South Division Champion

Sarah Hasha
740 career wins (18th all time)... 740 RS... 0 PW
--Holds record for most regular season games picked without a playoff game.


Entering 13th Season
Tyler Campbell
688 career wins (20th all time)... 651 RS... 37 PW (tie-19th)... 3 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was two years ago in DFC XV
--DFC XII Champion
--DFC XII East Division Champion

Garrett Cheney
609 career wins (22nd all time)... 609 RS... 0 PW
--DFC V Rookie of the Year


Entering 12th Season
James Hawbaker
697 career wins (19th all tiem)... 619 RS... 78 PW (7th)... 6 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was 3 years ago in DFC XIV
--DFC XIII Champion
--DFC XIII MVP
--DFC VIII East Division Champion
--Three Time South Division Champion - DFC X, DFC XIII, DFC XIV

Entering 11th Season
Trey Cartledge
670 career wins (21st all time)... 580 RS... 90 PW (4th)... 7 playoff appearances... Last playoff appearance two years ago in DFC XV
--DFC XI Champion

Zack Graves
594 career wins (23rd all time)... 568 RS... 26 PW (23rd)... 4 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was two seasons ago in DFC XV
--DFC XIV Champion
--Three Time North Division Champion - DFC IX, DFC XIV, DFC XV

Chris Croyle
422 career wins (30th all time)... 422 RS... 0 PW


Entering 10th Season
Matt Halpert 
583 career wins (24th all time)... 524 RS... 59 PW (11th)... 5 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was two seasons ago in DFC XV
--DFC VIII Rookie of the Year
--Three Time North Division - DFC VIII, DFC XII, DFC XIII

Justin Glenn
500 career wins (25th all time)... 479 RS... 21 PW (26th)... 4 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was 11 years ago in DFC VI in 2005
--DFC III North Division Champion
--DFC V Central Division Champion
--Took 6 seasons off between DFC VII and DFC XIV


Entering 8th Season
Steven Ray
448 career wins (27th all time)... 407 RS... 41 PW (18th)... 4 playoff appearances... Last berth was 2 years ago in DFC XV
--DFC XV Champion
--Two Time South Central Division Champion - DFC XIII, DFC XV

Brad Latta - 2 Time Defending Central Division Champion
445 career wins (28th all time)... 411 RS... 34 PW (22nd)... 5 playoff appearances... Last year made Divisional Round
--DFC X Rookie of the Year
--Two Time Central Division Champion - DFC XV, DFC XVI

Rhett Barnett - Defending DFC Champion
430 career wins (29th all time)... 393 RS... 37 PW (tie-19th)... 3 playoff appearances... Last year won the whole thing
--DFC XVI Champion

Dan Sellers
416 career wins (31st all time)... 400 RS... 16 PW (25th)... 3 playoff appearances... Last playoff berth was three years ago in DFC XIV
--Two Time West Division Champion - DFC XI, DFC XII


Entering 7th Season
Randy Latta
374 career wins (35th all time).. 358 RS... 16 PW (27th)... 4 playoff appearances... Last year made Wild Card round
--DFC XI Rookie of the Year
--DFC XI South Central Division Champion

Bradley Pinkerton 
346 career wins (37th all time)... 332 RS... 14 PW (tie-33rd)... 2 playoff apperances... Last playoff berth was 4 seasons ago in DFC XIII
--DFC IX Rookie of the Year
--DFC IX South Division Champion
--DFC XIII West Division Champion

Drew Warren
315 career wins (39th all time)... 315 RS... 0 PW
--Lame


Entering 5th Season
Brad Ashby 
217 career wins (46th all time)... 217 RS... 0 PW
--DFC XII Rookie of the Year

Entering 4th Season
Jacob Pinkerton
139 career wins (56th all time)... 139 RS... 0 PW
--So lame

Entering 3rd Season
Matthew Pinkerton 
146 career wins (53rd all time)... 126 RS... 20 PW (28th)... 1 playoff appearance... Last year made DeuceBowl XVI (lost to Rhett Barnett)

Clay Shaver - Reigning MVP;  2 Time Defending East Division Champion
136 career wins (57th all time)... 132 RS... 4 PW (34th)... 2 playoff appearances... Last year made Final Four
--DFC XV Rookie of the Year 
--Two time East Division Champion - DFC XV, DFC XVI

Mitchell Pinkerton
114 career wins (62nd all time)... 114 RS... 0 PW


Entering 2nd Season
Mike Ferris
70 career wins (65th all time)... 67 RS... 3 PW (48th)... 1 playoff appearance... Last year made Wild Card Weekend
--DFC XVI Rookie of the Year