GAMES
Auburn 38, Baylor 24
Georgia Tech 27, Colorado 20
(3) Ohio State 14, (1) Texas 7
Florida State 31, (8) Alabama 17
(9) LSU 17, (4) Clemson 10
Arizona 40, Hawaii 6
California 34, Oregon State 15
Utah 43, UCLA 10
(10) Miami 27, (6) Notre Dame 24
TCU 48, North Carolina 14
THE PRESEASON TOP TEN
(because it has to be said - and it was written before the season began, I promise!)
- Matthew Pinkerton
- Steven Ray
- Zack Graves
- DMOsborne
- Dan Sellers
- Mark Gainey
- Yours Truly
- Drew Morris
- Mikey Nipp
- Eddy McBroom the Bigger
- James Hawbaker
- Garrison Ryfun
THE WEEK THAT WAS
It wasn't pretty - it was DFC XVII (2016) the last time someone won Week 1 with a 7-3 record (James Hawbaker) - but Mark "The Mighty" Gainey managed to pull it off this week, winning his 11th career week.
Drew "Slash" Morris and Garrison "Pride of Marietta" Ryfun both tie for 2nd at 7-3, while Eddy Jr gets 4th, and Hurricane Rhett in 5th, also at 7-3.
The remaining Top 10 all go 6-4, with Yours Truly in 6th... Matt "The Coca Cola Cowboy" Mink and Big Eddy Mac tying for 7th... Tommy "The Highlander" McLeod in 9th, and rounding out the first top ten of the season, rookie Jeremy "The Director" Burgess in 10th.
Also finishing
5-5: DMO... Lt Dan "Magic Legs" Sellers... Matty "Pinky the Elder" Pinky... Jonny Oz... Tad "The Dynasty" Roose... Zack "The Attack" Graves... Jenni "The Sunshine" Ernst... Steven "The Principle" Ray... Aussie Nate... Chris "YO TEACH" Croyle
4-6: Trey "The Answer" Cartledge... The Big Wasyluka... Bradley "Pinky the Wiser" Pinky... Jacob "Pinky the Pinky" Pinky... Mitchy "Pinky the Younger" Pinky... Roth from Wyoming
3-7: Defending MVP Champ Mikey Nipp... Drew "The Grassman" Warren... James "the Prediction Maker" Hawbaker... Coach DiB... Tyler "The Self Proclaimed Sexy Beast of the DFC" Campbell...
2-8: Danny "3D" Powell
1-9: Tom "The Big" Johnson
THE STANDINGS
THE PINKERTON CONFERENCE
North Division
Rhett Barnett - 7-3
DMOsborne - 5-5
Zack Graves - 5-5
Mitchell Pinkerton - 4-6
Jacob Roth - 4-6
Drew Warren - 4-6
MidCentral Division
Matt Mink - 6-4
Tommy McLeod - 6-4
Jennifer Ernst - 5-5
Jacob Pinkerton - 4-6
Coach DiBello - 3-7
West Division
Drew Morris - 7-3
Eddy McBroom - 6-4
Dan Sellers - 5-5
Trey Cartledge - 4-6
Bradley Pinkerton - 4-6
Tom Johnson - 1-9
THE OSBORNE CONFERENCE
East Division
Mark Gainey - 7-3
Yours Truly - 6-4
Nate Johnston - 5-5
Chris Croyle - 5-5
Tyler Campbell - 3-7
South Central Division
Garrison Ryfun - 7-3
Jeremy Burgess - 6-4
Steven Ray - 5-5
Jonathan Osborne - 5-5
Matthew Pinkerton - 5-5
South Division
Eddy Mc Jr - 7-3
Tad Roose - 5-5
Tim Wasyluka - 4-6
Mikey Nipp - 3-7
James Hawbaker - 3-7
Daniel Powell - 2-8
THIS WEEK'S TOP TWELVE
(obviously, the same as this week's top 10)
1. Mark Gainey (7-3)
2 (tie). Drew Morris (7-3)
2 (tie). Garrison Ryfun (7-3)
4. Eddy McBroom Jr (7-3)
5. Rhett Barnett (7-3)
6. Yours Truly (6-4)
7t. Matt Mink (6-4)
7t. Big Eddy McB (6-4)
9. Tommy McLeod (6-4)
10. Jeremy Burgess (6-4)
11. DMOsborne (5-5)
12. Dan Sellers (5-5)
LIES, DARN LIES & STATISTICS are coming soon... as soon as I update them.
